Dad wouldnt shut the **** up so i threw him outta a window

[Rudyo]

"Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass."

Best quote of them all.

[Mishra100]

"Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast."


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[HISTORY]

Lol is all I say but homeboy you aint ****.

[Daredevil69]

So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck ****, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n ****. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some **** so i walk over, turns out some local ***** is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot ****, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n ****, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads ****ing at tht door, shouting some ****.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My ***** dad is aways trying **** with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n **** seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a ***** to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n **** but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this ****" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my ***** dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o **** so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n ****.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try **** again. Im the man of ths house son.


heres a pic of me

pic of my crew.. im in the middle with green shortz

Your dad would have tell you, " I better should have **********d than shooting a ***** like you in your mom's ***** you disrespectful son of a *****!!!"

[pesticid]

that was funny! lol

[ßringer]

Sad attempt at stealing mr.angry's material, it was funnier 6 months ago. I miss that guy, anybody who thought that story was funny should do a search in the lounge on posts by mr.angry. He had some seriously funny stories, I think I fell in love with him when he sent me a PM asking me to join his crew.

[revs1227]

hhahahahhahahaha wtff
is this serious ?
tough guy grills dnt stop bullets in my hood lol

[CottoOverrated1]

"Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass."

Best quote of them all.

**** you stole my thunder. right when i read that i was like "ok this is some sketch comedy ****"

[floydfan]

LOL theres a Mr.angry on bodybuilding.com forums.

[dino]

you look like a clown, i hope this a joke!