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  • Wiley Hyena
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    Secret Source: Why Hatton will Lose

    According to a knowledgable source that will remain unnamed, here are the 5 big reasons why Floyd Mayweather, Jr. will, without a doubt, beat Ricky Hatton:
    1. His record of fighting elite fighters; According to the source, Floyd's record is the most impressive in boxing. "He's steamrolled through all who fought him, including Oscar De La Hoya and Carlos Baldomir, and those he hasn't fought, ran." When questioned about Kostya Tszyu, the source said, "Mayweather planned for Tszyu after he fought Hatton, but unfortunately Tszyu lost to Hatton." When asked why Floyd did not fight Tszyu years ago, the source said, "Tszyu wasn't really active during Floyd's time." When informed that Tszyu was always active, the source said, "f--k off."
    2. His offensive power; According to the source, Mayweather's offense is "vaunted." "He's got snap in both hands and the only reason he hasn't knocked most of them out is because he fights on his toes. "He'll cut Hatton to pieces and Hatton will lose on cuts, or get KOd by the ninth round."
    3. His defense. "You know Floyd's defense is his offense." When questioned about what he meant, the source got irritated and just said, "Pull your head out of your ass, Hatton won't lay a glove on Floyd."
    4. Fancy footwork. According to the source, fancy footwork is Floyd's key. "Dancing with the Stars is like a tune up. It's worked muscles that most boxers just don't use. Hatton will never get a chance to hit Floyd because Floyd'll dance in for a flurry and dance right out." When questioned about Hatton's noted ability to get inside, the source said, "that illegal **** won't be allowed to happen over here." (not sure what he meant but I left it at that)
    5. Mental preparation. According to the source, "Floyd is the smartest guy in boxing, maybe of all time (I assumed he meant boxers). He's already inside Hatton's head. Got Hatton believing he can't win."

    Well, there it is guys. Evidently, Hatton has no chance. Maybe I'm wrong after all.
  • SkillspayBills
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    Hatton will lose to Mayweather because he isn't as good as him, period.

    You saying Zoo beating Vernon in 1991= Zoo beating Shane Mosley is ******er than any comment the Floyd nuthugger made.

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    • Addison
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      #3
      Originally posted by Wiley Hyena
      According to a knowledgable source that will remain unnamed, here are the 5 big reasons why Floyd Mayweather, Jr. will, without a doubt, beat Ricky Hatton:
      1. His record of fighting elite fighters; According to the source, Floyd's record is the most impressive in boxing. "He's steamrolled through all who fought him, including Oscar De La Hoya and Carlos Baldomir, and those he hasn't fought, ran." When questioned about Kostya Tszyu, the source said, "Mayweather planned for Tszyu after he fought Hatton, but unfortunately Tszyu lost to Hatton." When asked why Floyd did not fight Tszyu years ago, the source said, "Tszyu wasn't really active during Floyd's time." When informed that Tszyu was always active, the source said, "f--k off."
      2. His offensive power; According to the source, Mayweather's offense is "vaunted." "He's got snap in both hands and the only reason he hasn't knocked most of them out is because he fights on his toes. "He'll cut Hatton to pieces and Hatton will lose on cuts, or get KOd by the ninth round."
      3. His defense. "You know Floyd's defense is his offense." When questioned about what he meant, the source got irritated and just said, "Pull your head out of your ass, Hatton won't lay a glove on Floyd."
      4. Fancy footwork. According to the source, fancy footwork is Floyd's key. "Dancing with the Stars is like a tune up. It's worked muscles that most boxers just don't use. Hatton will never get a chance to hit Floyd because Floyd'll dance in for a flurry and dance right out." When questioned about Hatton's noted ability to get inside, the source said, "that illegal **** won't be allowed to happen over here." (not sure what he meant but I left it at that)
      5. Mental preparation. According to the source, "Floyd is the smartest guy in boxing, maybe of all time (I assumed he meant boxers). He's already inside Hatton's head. Got Hatton believing he can't win."

      Well, there it is guys. Evidently, Hatton has no chance. Maybe I'm wrong after all.
      Unless your source is Jesus Christ or Buddha I'll take this with about one grain of sand..

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      • Easton Assassin
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        #4
        Originally posted by Wiley Hyena
        According to a knowledgable source that will remain unnamed, here are the 5 big reasons why Floyd Mayweather, Jr. will, without a doubt, beat Ricky Hatton:
        1. His record of fighting elite fighters; According to the source, Floyd's record is the most impressive in boxing. "He's steamrolled through all who fought him, including Oscar De La Hoya and Carlos Baldomir, and those he hasn't fought, ran." When questioned about Kostya Tszyu, the source said, "Mayweather planned for Tszyu after he fought Hatton, but unfortunately Tszyu lost to Hatton." When asked why Floyd did not fight Tszyu years ago, the source said, "Tszyu wasn't really active during Floyd's time." When informed that Tszyu was always active, the source said, "f--k off."
        2. His offensive power; According to the source, Mayweather's offense is "vaunted." "He's got snap in both hands and the only reason he hasn't knocked most of them out is because he fights on his toes. "He'll cut Hatton to pieces and Hatton will lose on cuts, or get KOd by the ninth round."
        3. His defense. "You know Floyd's defense is his offense." When questioned about what he meant, the source got irritated and just said, "Pull your head out of your ass, Hatton won't lay a glove on Floyd."
        4. Fancy footwork. According to the source, fancy footwork is Floyd's key. "Dancing with the Stars is like a tune up. It's worked muscles that most boxers just don't use. Hatton will never get a chance to hit Floyd because Floyd'll dance in for a flurry and dance right out." When questioned about Hatton's noted ability to get inside, the source said, "that illegal **** won't be allowed to happen over here." (not sure what he meant but I left it at that)
        5. Mental preparation. According to the source, "Floyd is the smartest guy in boxing, maybe of all time (I assumed he meant boxers). He's already inside Hatton's head. Got Hatton believing he can't win."

        Well, there it is guys. Evidently, Hatton has no chance. Maybe I'm wrong after all.
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        LOL, you talking to Dios again?

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        • Wiley Hyena
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          #5
          Originally posted by Easton Assassin
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          LOL, you talking to Dios again?
          ......lol......where did you get your ESP, Easton?

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