After Hatton: Floyd Shakes up the Empire

[Wiley Hyena]

From Wire Reports:

It's a foregone conclusion. Ricky Hatton will soon be drawn and quartered and sold for bait. There's nothing the Crown and Parliament can do to stop it.
With Floyd Mayweather, Jr. now on the radar, the English people are in despair, an increased demand for Zoloft has been noted. Stocks are down. Pressure for Lennox Lewis to dust off and "knock the little wanka down a peg" is increasing.

It's not the end of the Empire. Joe Cal is still out there. But if it's revenge you Brits are looking for don't count on Joe Cal messin around with the Pretty Boy. That would be a career dashing decision. Nothing left but a grease spot on the canvas, I'd say. The end would come very quickly, indeed.

But, let's face it. Hatton cannot pad his record anymore. I know it's time to justify the accolades, but this is the worst career decision seen in the history of boxing. A no brainer. Ricky, call it off! Say you're sick, your grandmum is dying...anything, but get out while you can. The Greatest of All Time is coming to town and he's not a happy camper.

[southpawWiNKy]

Oooook... can the admin.'s please create PBF/PacMan ****ride galore news sub-forum for this kind of ****

[ForemanCrossArm]

Please. Stop this ****. Let the fighters fight the fight. Hatton is 43-0. He has fought 19 guys with 2 losses or less, 9 fighters with 35+ wins, and he remains unbeaten. He is the most suitable opponent for FMJ that isn't fighting within a month of their fight..

[Wiley Hyena]

It's sarcasm, guys. Relax.

[Ironside]

Yea we know its sarcasm, you would be ****** if it wasnt. But enough is enough, almost all of your threads are about this.

[Wiley Hyena]

Not really. Apparently, many did not know it was sarcasm. That's why I came back on to end it.

The hysteria over Floyd is beyond the pale, so I just gave them what they wanted someone to say. And, some actually swallowed it! Hard to believe.

[Addison]

From Wire Reports:

It's a foregone conclusion. Ricky Hatton will soon be drawn and quartered and sold for bait. There's nothing the Crown and Parliament can do to stop it.
With Floyd Mayweather, Jr. now on the radar, the English people are in despair, an increased demand for Zoloft has been noted. Stocks are down. Pressure for Lennox Lewis to dust off and "knock the little wanka down a peg" is increasing.

It's not the end of the Empire. Joe Cal is still out there. But if it's revenge you Brits are looking for don't count on Joe Cal messin around with the Pretty Boy. That would be a career dashing decision. Nothing left but a grease spot on the canvas, I'd say. The end would come very quickly, indeed.

But, let's face it. Hatton cannot pad his record anymore. I know it's time to justify the accolades, but this is the worst career decision seen in the history of boxing. A no brainer. Ricky, call it off! Say you're sick, your grandmum is dying...anything, but get out while you can. The Greatest of All Time is coming to town and he's not a happy camper.

Complete hogwash.

[Wiley Hyena]

Well, I'm taking it all back now. After reading Aidtheforestfa's post running down everything American (including baseball), I'm reinstituting the thread as legitimate. I hope Mayweather thrashes his scraggly eyebrowed ass.

[squealpiggy]

Well, I'm taking it all back now. After reading Aidtheforestfa's post running down everything American (including baseball), I'm reinstituting the thread as legitimate. I hope Mayweather thrashes his scraggly eyebrowed ass.

How did you know he has a donkey? Come to think of it why do you know so much about his donkey's eyebrows?

[Wiley Hyena]

It's not Hatton, it's Hatton's fans that are the problem.