500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....

[DrewWoodside]

u point out flaws in the fighters in rocky movies(lots of people do it)

How bout the fact that you think it's ridiculous that in Rocky 4 they don't count several knockdowns.. There is a point when Drago drops Rocky and Rock gets right back up and throws punches and there is no count..

[DrewWoodside]

when you hit "b" on the keyboard on any of the 20 computers at work an boxinscene.com comes up automatically in each one lol

When you mistake atheletes from other sports with boxing names. I play fantasy basketball and Jermaine O'neil always gets called Jermaine Taylor and Nate Robinson is always Nate Cambell. Occasionally I'll go deep into a conversation well aware of who each player actually is but unconsciously using the wrong name before someone says Nate Cambell is not on the Knicks. Same happens with baseball and football.

[DrewWoodside]

u point out flaws in the fighters in rocky movies(lots of people do it)

Btw, Rocky's style is very similar to John Duddy's when he shuffles toward his opponent hands just low enough that every punch against him will land square on the chin.

[Mersey]

When you wake up with the biggest hard on after dreaming of Bernard Hopkins.

[SonOfCuba]

when you come to boxingscene while you wait for the **** to fully load so the bufferin doesn't interrupt you.

[VanillaBuron]

when you think the initials B.S stand for BoxingScene...
when really its BULL****!!

[Squabbles94806]

When you refer to everyone as "coach"

[anonymousboxing]

You know you watch too much boxing when...

When you constantly call your daughter's pacifier her "mouthpiece"

100. when you think of people you dont like as bums

101. when you start a ten count any time some one falls over

102. your response to criticism is 'ya'll must have forgot'

109. you think about establishing your jab and working the body in street fights

110. you yell 'Break!' at people hugging in public

1- While hitting you girl doggy style you wear a mouth piece

4- While playing a game of b-ball you yell out to the person your guarding that your "defense is impregnable!"

2. Quit your Job, and come back the next day and tell your boss your just came out of retirement.

When you see a fly headed your way and you start bobing and weaving.

192. When you root for Rocky Balboa everytime he faces Drago!

201) when you feel your girlfriends boobs and say there firm but there fair

203.) When you refer to sexual intercourse as "sticking and moving".

204.) Whenever someone gives you a hug, you work them to the body like it was a clinch.

209.) After sex you say "no mas" and later complain about stomach cramps.

When you're arguing about a fantasy fight with someone on boxingscene then later you tell your girlfriend why you were right!

When your kid gets beat up at school, your response is " Keep your guard up "

#350 - when you're in the shower you face the shower head, hands pressed against the walls, head down, and let the water roll down your head as you contemplate the imaginary fight you lost.

357..when your girl starts swinging at you and u get into a mayweather shoulder roll.

When you're outside you avoid flys/bugs as if you're slipping punches. Occasionally countering them with left hooks.

When you land a left hook to the body cus your kid wouldn't throw out the trash!

419. You tell your wife that if she doesnt have dinner ready by 7, you will "eat her children"

489. when u call your travelling relatives journeymen

491. when u call work hours 2-5 in a 9-5 " the championship rounds!"

5. You have no teeth because you tried unsuccessfully to imitate Mayweather's defense in a street fight.

When you go for a **** thats scented in the toilet for more then 15 minutes and you call it a Nigel Benn (as his nickname was 'DARK DESTROYER', which in essence so are my ****s.)

You proposed to your chick at the Philadelphia Zoo....

THESE WERE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!








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[SkilledB]

When you break up with your girl because shes" past her prime"

[truthseeker1]

When you start slipping imaginary punches as you're walking to college.