500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....

[SkillspayBills]

421. You let Mike Tyson stomp on your kids testicles so you could feel his pain.
422. You tried to become a citizen of the Phillipines so you could vote for Manny Pacquiao when he ran for office.

[MindBat]

423.You cut a piece off your ears to look like Evander

424.You low blow everyone who tries to shake your hand

425.Your wife hands you a water bottle full of coffee for work

426.Your fish hold up “U Suk” signs when you shadow box in the house

427.Every time you hear a bell you spit

428.Your shadow refuses to show up for shadow boxing

429.Your parrot yells: “Momma said knock you out!” when you walk in the door

430.You wake up with a black eye every time you watch boxing

[thatguysimmsy]

431. You make excuses for gaining weight by saying you just couldn't cut anymore...

[NeXt In Line]

432. When you're in a bad mood, you somehow feel better by shadowboxing.

[Dick-Sucker]

I do that sometimes aswell . So true.

432. When you're in a bad mood, you somehow feel better by shadowboxing.

[James78]

432. When you're in a bad mood, you somehow feel better by shadowboxing.

totally ****in true man.

[judge_jab]

433. when you really really really need a **** but decide to keep sucking it in so you can finish reading this goddamn thread and make a post at the end!

I LOVE this thread!

[Toddy]

433. You take up smoking in the build-up to a big fight.

[newforce]

411.Everytime the phone rings you pour water all over your head.
412.You can't drink a bottle of water without spitting some of it out.

thats a good 1.

[newforce]

434.you time all your chores in life by 3 minutes with a 1 minute break