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  • Ramamaiden
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    #281
    Originally posted by DWiens421
    365 (due to counting error 2 posts up). Brushing your teeth takes like 10 minutes because you can't resist working on your southpaw jab in the mirror with a toothbrush in your mouth.
    omg, i always do that xD

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    • FIGHTING_FLIP
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      #282
      Originally posted by ohsobadley
      357..when your girl starts swinging at you and u get into a mayweather shoulder roll.
      crrraaazzzyy..i dot it all the time haha

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      • SkillspayBills
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        #283
        366. When you have sex with your girl and you put her to sleep you call it a KO victory..

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        • ICEMAN JOHN SCULLY
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          #284
          Quote:
          Originally Posted by ohsobadley
          357..when your girl starts swinging at you and u get into a mayweather shoulder roll.

          LOL I used to have the girl who could get crazy sometimes...she'd grit her teeth all of a sudden and come at me hard! LOL... She's be swinging and I'd be doing commentary as i was making her miss... she was REALLY mad but I kept it funny so it wouldnt get out of hand. I would lightly tap her on the forehead or spin her around and slap her butt while announcing the "fight"... I'd be going "Oh, Iceman comes through with a BEA-U-TIFUL counter off the spin move...now here she comes back at him for another try...Ohhhh!!! Awesome counter move by the Iceman!!" LOL...One time, though...she was on the other side of the room and I had just spun her into the corner and backed away when she grabbed a huge lamp off my floor...I ran over to her "...Uh-Oh, Jim...she's getting a little out of control here!!" as I grabbed her and pinned her down until she calmed down. (Ahhhhh, those were the good old days LOL)

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          • SkillspayBills
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            #285
            367.When you have asked for an e-autograph from a trainer that posts on the site.

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            • thatguysimmsy
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              #286
              368. You p4p rate ex-girlfriends

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              • SkillspayBills
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                #287
                369.You are going to watch the entire episode of Entertainment tonight to see what they are going to say about the Oscar drag pictures.
                370. You think the Oscar in drag pictures are real because you know Oscar's stance perfectly.

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                • thatguysimmsy
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                  #288
                  371. You discuss/bring up boxingscene.com forum threads in evreyday conversations...

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                  • SkillspayBills
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                    #289
                    372. You cried when you found out "24/7 DLH/Mayweather" wasn't actually 24 hours long.

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                    • sonofisis
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                      #290
                      373.

                      During intercourse, you role play with your chick by having her dress up like a boxer with an artificial Ring Magazine belt wrapped around her waste.

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