Would you pay 40$ to see Tyson fight a gorilla?

[KillaMane26]

I would pay 40 to watch a crackhead fight a gorilla

[Eff Pandas]

OP reminds me that the average troll in 2007 was a more entertaining troll then the 2019 trolls.

The trolling arts are becoming a lost art.

[Solntse]

I would pay 40 to watch a crackhead fight a gorilla

Perfect! I am a Cruiserweight and I am more than willing to fight. Are you able to show up in Belfast to arrange the fight or would you prefer to have it done on an Indian Reservation in the USA. Both options are good to me as I can easily drink a lot of Bud and make the 201 pounds division.

Any gorilla, weighthing from 330-380 is fine, as long as the ring is 24x24 and the gorilla must have a muzzle, because the teeth bite ala Holyfield would be a problem if it gets angry from my superior Catskills footwork.

[KillaMane26]

Perfect! I am a Cruiserweight and I am more than willing to fight. Are you able to show up in Belfast to arrange the fight or would you prefer to have it done on an Indian Reservation in the USA. Both options are good to me as I can easily drink a lot of Bud and make the 201 pounds division.

Any gorilla, weighthing from 330-380 is fine, as long as the ring is 24x24 and the gorilla must have a muzzle, because the teeth bite ala Holyfield would be a problem if it gets angry from my superior Catskills footwork.

Cool....

I need confirmation that u smoke crack first

[Solntse]

James Toney looks like a gorilla, maybe Tyson could fight him (in a non-sanctioned matchup, since they're both banned).

My money would be on Toney, Tyson is now a cruiserweight, but Toney never gave up.

[The Viper]

OP reminds me that the average troll in 2007 was a more entertaining troll then the 2019 trolls.

The trolling arts are becoming a lost art.

This...................

[Idunnoshet]

How about a three way match ?
Gorilla - Tyson - Sam Peter

[Solntse]

How about a three way match ?
Gorilla - Tyson - Sam Peter

With Tyson as the referee, sure. My bet would be on Peter, this guy never gave up.

[Bundt]

A gorilla, lol, this would be a prime Faces of Death video of a large human being ripped apart by an angry silver back gorilla.

[KillaMane26]

Why would I? I prefer Budweiser, but only after the fight. Champagne would do too, that is what we do in Canada. We have it after the competition.

Are you a Mexican? You can always pretend to be a homer-sexual (I mean Homer-Simpsons-Fan) then get the aid to come to our Canadian universities.

One of them is called McGill, and their translation department call it The Harvard of the North, this is where Charlie Peter North Z. wanted to pursue his bouncer career.

If you are a GSP fan, then we have a problem. I prefer boxing and I can fight anywhere in-between 70kg to 95kg. Even 168pounds could be doable.

Bruuhh wat are talking abour lmao

Lol ....COMFIRMED LOL JK