Would you pay 40$ to see Tyson fight a gorilla?

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  • NC Uppercut
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    #151
    Originally posted by Solntse
    Tyson once said he wanted to hit a gorilla when he was visiting a zoo. I'm pretty sure he would agree to fight a gorilla for a 2-3 million, he's broke and he's crazy enough to do that.

    Would you be ready to pay 40$ to see him fight a gorilla if there is a good undercard?
    I’d most definitely pay the 40$ to see that gorilla eff Tyson Fury from behind, with no kiss, ky, or flowers. Then listen to Tyson sing about it afterwards...lmao

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    • Solntse
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      #152
      Originally posted by Cheek busting
      Tyson is not broke.

      He's not worth the hundreds of millions he once was, but he's got a nice7-figure nest-egg, and is probably living on a monthly budget of tens of thousands of dollars.

      Not broke by any definition of the word.

      No - he would never fight a gorilla, because it would never be allowed.

      If in some alternate, hypothetical universe it did go down, no I would not pay to see it.

      Gorilla would probably bludgeon him with a few hulk smashes.
      It could happen, on a boat on international water, or in an Indian reservation. We would need to be careful however to avoid any PETA protests.

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      • ManOfVictory
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        #153
        Didn’t he fight Bruno??

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        • Morton Belgram
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          #154
          I wouldn't want this to happen. I like Mike. Cool guy.

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          • nacho daddy
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            #155
            why do people want to see Tyson fight his brother??

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            • Solntse
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              #156
              Originally posted by Morton Belgram
              I wouldn't want this to happen. I like Mike. Cool guy.
              I also like him, but Tyson's safety (and the gorilla's safety) would be ensured. The gorilla would have a muzzle, and big boxing gloves.

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              • Morton Belgram
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                #157
                Originally posted by Solntse
                I also like him, but Tyson's safety (and the gorilla's safety) would be ensured. The gorilla would have a muzzle, and big boxing gloves.
                Well, even if Mike's safety is "ensured", I still wouldn't be a big fan of using animals for fighting entertainment...

                Nonetheless, I would lie if I claimed that I wouldn't watch it, even if I wouldn't want it to happen.

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                • WhatDisButtonDo
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                  #158
                  I'd pay..but the gorilla would kill mike tyson. Most wild animals because of the way their skulls and brains are , they are basically impossible to "knock out"

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                  • Solntse
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                    #159
                    Originally posted by NC Uppercut
                    I’d most definitely pay the 40$ to see that gorilla eff Tyson Fury from behind, with no kiss, ky, or flowers. Then listen to Tyson sing about it afterwards...lmao
                    I think we're talking about a different Tyson.

                    But Tyson Fury vs a Gorilla would also be interesting. Fury doesn't have the speed and punching power of Mike Tyson, but his size would be helpful.

                    Plus, he's one of the only boxer that would be crazy enough to accept this fight.

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                    • Solntse
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                      #160
                      Originally posted by WhatDisButtonDo
                      I'd pay..but the gorilla would kill mike tyson. Most wild animals because of the way their skulls and brains are , they are basically impossible to "knock out"
                      They said the same thing about Chuvalo, but he was stopped by Foreman. They said the same thing about Hagler, but he lost a decision to Sugar Ray.

                      I think Tyson superior boxing skills, and his efficient Bob and Weave would allow him to win a decision.

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