Would you pay 40$ to see Tyson fight a gorilla?

[Oasis_Lad]

I will pay $40 to see Tyson fight a chimpanzee cause it will be a fair fight, a gorilla will kill Tyson within 30 seconds, so no I don't want to see Tyson killed.

I'd pick a full grown alpha male chimp to rip Tyson to shreds within seconds as well.

[PapiShasho]

Tyson would get ripped to pieces literally...no I wouldn't pay to see Tyson die, and this "fight" would never happen.

[bigdlb12]

where can I order this

[Derranged_]

Take this piece of crap thread outa nsb and post it on tysontalk.com...:


It's crap like this that is bringing nsb down these days...

[rudement]

the gorilla would bite off something of tyson, so yeah id pay for that

[me2007]

a male gorilla can weigh upwards of 500 lbs and is probably 4 or 5 times stronger than a human. It wouldn`t be a fight. The gorilla could do whatever it wanted.

[Jim_Davis]

Mike in his prime would beat the **** out of a gorilla.

[mick66]

I'm very sad even writing about this thread...

Recently I saw a chimp walk past me on the other side of the glass at the zoo..
He look pretty small from a distance....as he came closer he got bigger and bigger ...(thats perspective for you)..
I simple could not believe the size of his forearms..as he walked past...4X the size of mine...
the muscle definition was amazing...

Hell ...you try swinging up a tree ...without using your legs....
They must be bloody strong...

A gorilla....Jesus....they look huge from a distance...

Tyson would be a mild irritation in the ring...

[yrrej]

Tunney lost me when he said a man has 24 ribs, and a gorilla only 13. OK. And a gorilla has weak teeth, because it is a vegetarian. OK. Like a bull or a rhino has weak horns, and an elephant can barely hold itself up. Nearly all the male primates, except people, have huge canines which they freely use to impale ****** people. And many of the primates also carry the HIV virus naturally, although they are immune to it. Gorillas WALK on their knuckles 24/7. How weak can they be? Probably a good thing Tunney stuck to men, as he could barely handle Dempsey, much less a gorilla.

[MindBat]

That would be a sad day in boxing.

Tyson should create a bar-b-q ear sauce and have it included with the purchase of the George Foreman Grill. Easier money.

I read a story where a gorilla escaped from a zoo, and after all the investigation on how it could've escaped from a seemingly secure
holding area, they concluded the gorilla found a small crack in a
wall and, just using the tip of it's finger, was able to bound the wall
to freedom.

A gorilla can flip an automobile when it's angry.

Any man would be a mere rag doll in the gorilla's hands.

Tyson can be ******, but I don't believe he would desperate enough
to risk his life in that manner, as no man should.

Then again, he just might try it.

At least a female gorilla might find him attractive and won't care for his money.