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  • Chups
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    #1

    Top Ten Reasons UFC sucks.

    Top Ten Reasons UFC Sucks

    10) A stand-up comedian is their commentator
    9) Aggressive Snuggling is not a sport
    8 ) Drug Tests are non-existent. Juicers, hypes and crackheads are welcome
    7) I don’t like to see men mount other men
    6) Wrapping your legs around another guy’s waist – that’s a fighting move?
    5) Tapping other guys is not manly
    4) They run out of breath in 3 minutes
    3) “Bum Fights” DVDs are comparable
    2) Couture vs. Sylvia is their fight of the year. Hugfest anyone?
    1) Diego Corrales fights --- they are head and shoulders above anything they got!





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    #2
    That's a good list, I would've prefered you changed your title to "Top Ten Reasons UFC & MMA Sucks" Both sport are very similar, both sport loves having dry gay sex.

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    • guru
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      #3
      you could easliy come up with a equal number of things to hate about boxing.... i like both sports, but they BOTH have their share of bad fights, bad fighters and problems....

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      • RAESAAD
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        #4
        Originally posted by guru
        you could easliy come up with a equal number of things to hate about boxing.... i like both sports, but they BOTH have their share of bad fights, bad fighters and problems....
        Agreed but I am defintely more of a Boxing fan.

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        • pr20
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          A lot of UFC fights are quite boring becasuse people identify with the art of grappiling and wrestling even less than they do the sweet science of boxing. Just a matter of time before Promoters and style fighters come along and drown out all of the blood thirsty fans that think they are gonna see a KO every fight.

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          • GooGoo
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            #6
            yes sir this so true...nice list

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            • LoftyDog
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              #7
              Originally posted by Gunstar1
              That's a good list, I would've prefered you changed your title to "Top Ten Reasons UFC & MMA Sucks" Both sport are very similar, both sport loves having dry gay sex.
              MMA is the sport. UFC is an organization.

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              • Mr. Violence
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                #8
                I like both but I have to admit boxing is so damn boring these days. There are no great matchups or superstars like in the old days.

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                • spinksjinx
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                  #9
                  Top Ten Reasons UFC Sucks

                  10) A stand-up comedian is their commentator
                  9) Aggressive Snuggling is not a sport
                  8 ) Drug Tests are non-existent. Juicers, hypes and crackheads are welcome
                  7) I don’t like to see men mount other men
                  6) Wrapping your legs around another guy’s waist – that’s a fighting move?
                  5) Tapping other guys is not manly
                  4) They run out of breath in 3 minutes
                  3) “Bum Fights” DVDs are comparable
                  2) Couture vs. Sylvia is their fight of the year. Hugfest anyone?
                  1) Diego Corrales fights --- they are head and shoulders above anything they got!


                  1. Rogan is actually trained in MMA and is a cool guy, he is sure as hell better than Ed Lover on HBO BAD

                  2. It's called grappling..I dont like it but it takes some skill but I agree for the most part it blows balls.

                  3. Cant disagree with the juicing but I do know Liddell is under constant testing from the Nevada athletic commission...Boxing doesnt have its rules either as it varies from state to state...But for the most part both sports are garbage when it comes to testing.

                  4. 7 is exactly the same as number 9.

                  5. As is 6..Its all grappling..I agree it sucks.

                  6. No comment

                  7. They are trained for quick action which is why the sport is so popular because it doesnt last very long its short and sweet...Look at Tim Sylvia their exheavyweight champion he went the full distance and everyone trashed it...Which UFC fight length is the key to their success...Seriously that is why its so popular.

                  8. Bum Fights is actually more enjoyable..Rufus rocks!

                  9. I didnt know Couture vs Sylvia was FOTY if so it was because of Couture winning and getting rid of the John Ruiz of the UFC in Sylvia....

                  10. Cant disagree their..Amen

                  11. I just saw your rating was in reverse order...Oops.


                  12. Look for MMA in general to go on the decline when more athletic commissions step in and strengthen the rules on safety...It wont be brutal forever.
                  Last edited by spinksjinx; 05-10-2007, 12:19 PM.

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                  • GunStar
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by LoftyDog
                    MMA is the sport. UFC is an organization.
                    I don't really seen any difference between the 2 sport, both reminds me of the ol WWF wrestling of the early 80's.

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