Ray Austin - There Ain’t No Sunshine

Collapse
Collapse
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • BIGPOPPAPUMP
    Franchise Champion
    Franchise Champion - 20,000+ posts
    • Sep 2003
    • 46539
    • 2,259
    • 334
    • 5,493,285

    #1

    Ray Austin - There Ain’t No Sunshine

    The last time I saw Ray “The Rainman” Austin, the cool March air of the New England winter was still blowing through the forests that surround the Foxwoods Resort and Casino. According to the calendar on the wall it was winter, but the sweet smell of spring was in the air. The gray skies held dark clouds, and it had begun to rain.

    Later in the evening, Diego Corrales and Joel Casamayor would again show their hatred by pounding away on each other’s skulls. But first, there was a tedious undercard to wade through and it was painstakingly boring as the prelims these days have a tendency to be.

    Gerry Cooney was in the audience, doing what he has done best since that magical June night in 1982 when he mixed it up in the desert with Larry Holmes at Caesars Palace. Cooney was in the stands glad-handing with the out of town crowd, signing every autograph and smiling just right for the lines of picture takers. He’s the only goodwill ambassador that boxing seems to have left these days.

    And then we all heard it. It’s the unmistakable sound of leather slapping against skin that ricochets through the air like a gunshot. Your brain always makes your head whirl towards the sound. Ray Austin, from Cleveland, Ohio was up in the ring against a pug named Willie Williams from Atlanta, Georgia who is always brought in on nights such as this so he can fight just well enough to lose. It was a long, slow right hand that made the sound.

    At 6’6” tall and 250 pounds, Ray Austin is never going to be fast. His punches come at his opponents like a log being dropped out of a second story window. His punches plow through their target, and he’s got the type of body that looks bigger than what the tape measure tells you. [details]
  • Run
    Outlaw
    Franchise Champion - 20,000+ posts
    • Feb 2005
    • 56188
    • 2,588
    • 4,569
    • 76,412

    #2
    Oh boo hoo poor Ray Austin.

    If that was some type of feel good story, I got a kick out of it. He's an overhyped bum that shouldn't even deserve a shot at the IBF title.....and he was out of line by attacking the K bros randomly.

    He's going to get his ass handed to him, and even if he did somehow knock Wlad out he's still a bum, and would get sent into next week by Sam Peter.

    That's right....no sunshine because he's a big jackoff.



    Never pay again for live sex! | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! | Chat for free!

    Comment

    • TheFairPole
      Master of Sinanju
      Platinum Champion - 1,000-5,000 posts
      • Sep 2004
      • 2472
      • 269
      • 1,193
      • 9,007

      #3
      Couldn't agree more. The guy is a Don King pawn with no talent. Wlad will destroy Austin.

      Comment

      • kayjay
        A ***** and I'm happy
        Unified Champion - 10,00-20,000 posts
        • Jan 2006
        • 13652
        • 1,813
        • 5,770
        • 30,799

        #4
        Originally posted by RunW/Knives
        Oh boo hoo poor Ray Austin.

        If that was some type of feel good story, I got a kick out of it. He's an overhyped bum that shouldn't even deserve a shot at the IBF title.....and he was out of line by attacking the K bros randomly.

        He's going to get his ass handed to him, and even if he did somehow knock Wlad out he's still a bum, and would get sent into next week by Sam Peter.

        That's right....no sunshine because he's a big jackoff.
        Well if he does manage to KO Klitschko I would reconsider. But that is so damn unlikely that I'm not worried about it.

        Comment

        • Welter_Skelter
          Resistance Is Futile
          Unified Champion - 10,00-20,000 posts
          • Aug 2005
          • 16453
          • 1,978
          • 2,287
          • 27,508

          #5
          This whole fight is a joke.. This fight is living proof how much Control Don "the Devil" King REALLY has...

          Comment

          • kayjay
            A ***** and I'm happy
            Unified Champion - 10,00-20,000 posts
            • Jan 2006
            • 13652
            • 1,813
            • 5,770
            • 30,799

            #6
            Originally posted by Welter_Skelter
            This whole fight is a joke.. This fight is living proof how much Control Don "the Devil" King REALLY has...
            Why is everyone changing the Classic banner now?

            Comment

            • Welter_Skelter
              Resistance Is Futile
              Unified Champion - 10,00-20,000 posts
              • Aug 2005
              • 16453
              • 1,978
              • 2,287
              • 27,508

              #7
              Originally posted by kayjay
              Why is everyone changing the Classic banner now?
              Just to add a personal touch..

              Comment

              • Kid Achilles
                Undisputed Champion
                Super Champion - 5,000-10,000 posts
                • Oct 2004
                • 6376
                • 467
                • 354
                • 14,544

                #8
                He may not belong in there with Wlad at this point but Ray Austin is no bum. I would give him an even chance against someone smaller like Toney or Brock.

                Comment

                • beez721
                  Undisputed Champion
                  Super Champion - 5,000-10,000 posts
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 9637
                  • 252
                  • 55
                  • 16,400

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TheFairPole
                  Couldn't agree more. The guy is a Don King pawn with no talent. Wlad will destroy Austin.
                  be careful though. remember lamon brewster? wlad hurt him and went for broke and threw too many underestimating brewster's heart. austin as limited as he is does have heart,,,,so if wlad puts him down and goes nuts again he could punch himself out and make himself a sitting duck again. it could happen

                  Comment

                  • Xcel
                    I've been better than you
                    Platinum Champion - 1,000-5,000 posts
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 1965
                    • 159
                    • 85
                    • 8,488

                    #10
                    If Ray Austin wins this fight, look for Jesus to show up the next morning.

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    TOP