Favorite boxing quotes?

[El Chicano]

Marlon Starling KO at the hands of Tomas Molinares (after the bell). Bell rang, Starling drops his hands, Huge Monilares right hand in motion, and BOOM.......... Starling drops like a rock.

Larry Merchant: "Umm, Marvin, you were knocked out?"

Starling: "Knocked out?!?!?!?!? I wasn't even knocked down!!!!!!"

Look on Larry's face: .........WTF?!

Originally went down as a KO, but I believe the commision changed result to a no contest.

[Boogie Nights]

Marlon Starling KO at the hands of Tomas Molinares (after the bell). Bell rang, Starling drops his hands, Huge Monilares right hand in motion, and BOOM.......... Starling drops like a rock.

Larry Merchant: "Umm, Marvin, you were knocked out?"

Starling: "Knocked out?!?!?!?!? I wasn't even knocked down!!!!!!"

Look on Larry's face: .........WTF?!

Originally went down as a KO, but I believe the commision changed result to a no contest.

puas i need to know the name of the girl in your avi

[El Chicano]

This is an easy one for me. from Mike Tyson

"Put your momma in a straight jacket you punk ass white boy"

I crack up just reading it. LOL

Or

"I wanna eat his children"

in reference to Lennox Lewis' kids (if he's even got any, or had any at the time).

[El Chicano]

puas i need to know the name of the girl in your avi

Its' the same girl thats in your sig, I think.............Vida.

[Boogie Nights]

Its' the same girl thats in your sig, I think.............Vida.

wow vida is just too good to be true

now puas there's one more piece of info i need

you had a ringcard girl in you sig a while ago, now it's in your profile, do you know who that ring card girl is?

[El Chicano]

wow vida is just too good to be true

now puas there's one more piece of info i need

you had a ringcard girl in you sig a while ago, now it's in your profile, do you know who that ring card girl is?

Nah, one of the ring card girls from the Marg vs Paul fight at the Home Depot, Chicana chic probably from L.A. She's got butterface....................everything looks good butterface.

[Boogie Nights]

Nah, one of the ring card girls from the Marg vs Paul fight at the Home Depot, Chicana chick probably from L.A.

davidvalenzuela told me it was pam rodriguez...so i was wondering if that was accurate

ironically i caught a glimpse of her too. it was during williams vs margo fight. when larry was talking they had a minute in between rounds on one of the undercard fights, and i saw a great ass moving, i was like yelling at the tv larry move your ****ing head lol

[Fighting Cougar]

Airplane lady assistant: "Okay Mr. Muhammad Ali time to wear that seatbelt". ALI: "Super Man dont need no seatbelt", Airplane lady assistant: "Superman dont need no plane either!". And then walks away.

[Fighting Cougar]

The boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."

[Fighting Cougar]

Commentator:Hey Mike they said they called him kid dynamite not you. Mike Tyson:They called that ***** kid candle one blow and he was out.