Samuel Peter Pegged as Lampley Replacement

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  • GattiFan
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    Samuel Peter Pegged as Lampley Replacement

    After a stunning interview on ESPN2 Friday Night Fights, Samuel "The Nigerian Nightmare" was promptly contacted by HBO to replace the rastafarian alcoholic wife beating Jim Lampley as senior commentator on all if its forthcoming bouts.

    The move came as no suprise to anyone who watched as Samuel Peter showed great poise and a sharp wit during his interview with Brian Kelly.

    "Its rare in the fight game that you get both a solid punch AND the ability to communicate so well to the public"...said Kelly after the show, which had english speaking people everywhere cheering at the way Peter crafted his responses. Truly a tearful and heartfelt rendering of words spoken directly from the heart of a true champion and gifted wordsmith.

    I look forward to many years of watching Samuel Peter on televison. Thank you and good night.
  • Piggu
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    • Verstyle
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      ok i didnt see all the fight except that last round of the last fight. is he serious??

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      • Kid Achilles
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        #4
        I can understand Peter better than I can Toney.

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        • Piggu
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          #5
          He has a beautiful singing voice too:

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          • GattiFan
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            I can usually understand them both. But tonight Peter sounded like he had been to the freaking dentist.

            Mumbling, starting and stopping sentences....huge lips all slobbery....


            Seriously...I think he was on PCP.

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            • -Antonio-
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              That would be a nightmare. No pun intended.

              Had Rye Hawn!

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              • STEELHEAD
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                sam may have been on his best behavior.
                an associate of mine works vegas said that the people in peters camp are frightened of him and say he has a swelled head and like demands things like a king. supposedly he roughed up a guy because he couldnt find a cooked goat in vegas.the guy was so spooked he drove all the way to east L.A.,purchased a goat and barbequed it on a bed of coals in the back of a rental truck on the drive back to vegas. evidently with costs of damage truck and speeding tickets it ended up being an expensive meal. this is unconfirmed. havent read it anywhere.

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                • beez721
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by steelhead
                  sam may have been on his best behavior.
                  an associate of mine works vegas said that the people in peters camp are frightened of him and say he has a swelled head and like demands things like a king. supposedly he roughed up a guy because he couldnt find a cooked goat in vegas.the guy was so spooked he drove all the way to east L.A.,purchased a goat and barbequed it on a bed of coals in the back of a rental truck on the drive back to vegas. evidently with costs of damage truck and speeding tickets it ended up being an expensive meal. this is unconfirmed. havent read it anywhere.
                  that sounds a little out there to say the least,,,but you never know

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                  • TheFairPole
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                    #10
                    You guys aren't no Kid Achilles!!!

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