The Word with John "Iceman" Scully

[Mr. Ryan]

Listen, Ryan knows I mean no harm LOL...stay short,stay strong, stay cool..its all the same... you know, Ryan is so short he can take baths in his kitchen sink. I mean, I know the kid and he is so short he once had a summer job posing for football trophies (took him WEEKS to get the heisman pose down, tho).......It's no secret, Ryan is soooooooooooooo short (HOW short is he???) He's so short he high dives into puddles (OFF THE CURB!!

Why aren't there any Irish lawyers? Because they can't pass the bar. OOOHHHHH!!!! Need some ice for that burn Mr. Freeze?

[K-DOGG]

Listen, Ryan knows I mean no harm LOL...stay short,stay strong, stay cool..its all the same... you know, Ryan is so short he can take baths in his kitchen sink. I mean, I know the kid and he is so short he once had a summer job posing for football trophies (took him WEEKS to get the heisman pose down, tho).......It's no secret, Ryan is soooooooooooooo short (HOW short is he???) He's so short he high dives into puddles (OFF THE CURB!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! *wipes tear from eye*


Sheeeiiitt! Ladies and gentleman, "Iceman" Rodney Dangerfield.

[K-DOGG]

Why aren't there any Irish lawyers? Because they can't pass the bar. OOOHHHHH!!!! Need some ice for that burn Mr. Freeze?

That's pretty good.

[ICEMAN JOHN SCULLY]

You must not know Ryan...man, that kid is so short he wears KenDoll hand-me-downs....the only adult I know that goes clothes shopping at Toy-R-Us....Ryan's so short, he plays racquetball on the curb.

[Mr. Ryan]

You must not know Ryan...man, that kid is so short he wears KenDoll hand-me-downs....the only adult I know that goes clothes shopping at Toy-R-Us....Ryan's so short, he plays racquetball on the curb.

Iceman wears tampons.

[K-DOGG]

You must not know Ryan...man, that kid is so short he wears KenDoll hand-me-downs....the only adult I know that goes clothes shopping at Toy-R-Us....Ryan's so short, he plays racquetball on the curb.

Pfffffft.

I'm just gonna sit back and watch this. If this were a match, Scully would have alread won by mercy stoppage.


No offense Ryan....but I think you're out of your weight class.

[Mr. Ryan]

Pfffffft.

I'm just gonna sit back and watch this. If this were a match, Scully would have alread won by mercy stoppage.


No offense Ryan....but I think you're out of your weight class.

I don't need this, I WAS HIGH SCHOOL VALEDICTORIAN!!!

[ICEMAN JOHN SCULLY]

How many boxes did you have to stand on, Lord Farquad, when you gave your graducation day speech?

[ICEMAN JOHN SCULLY]

G-r-a-d-u-a-t-i-o-n

[Mr. Ryan]

How many boxes did you have to stand on, Lord Farquad, when you gave your graducation day speech?

Graducation? LOL, putang ina ka bakla!