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Where's the MOTHER****ING Investigation?!?!?! - Part 15 "I must turn to Spock"
"I have used the very universe like a child's toy as I've crossed its ebony star ways. I have dined with gods on the eve of war and heard their mighty cries shake the foundation of time itself. I have beheld wonder while riding triumphantly across the damned as their wrath was felt but still I see no investigation. Still I long to see the Mayweather brought before the eternal judgment bar but still it is denied me. I now turn to you Spock, will you not ferret out this investigation with your matchless logic?"
"Indeed, you posit a most interesting question. I have been crosschecking all of the available files on the Enterprise and have found virtually nothing, except an obscure reference to four or perhaps five mentally ******ed adults that are attempting to create enough activity to spontaneously trigger an investigation by an official organization. An attempt, that I believe will ultimately be unsuccessful and met with skepticism and medication."
"Then where shall I find this investigation to bring down the Mayweather even in retirement?"
"Logic dictates that it would be easier to build a machine that could, in theory traverse the dimensional barriers to alternate realities. If one were precise enough a reality could be located where Mayweather was brought low by Manny, which would of course make an investigation irrelevant because he would have won. Again this is all very theoretical and contingent upon many factors and calculations such as time, severity of ******ation, availability of psychoactive medication and other factors. But I believe a trip like this is possible and would also rid the present reality of added ******ity by passing it to another reality...."
"I have used the very universe like a child's toy as I've crossed its ebony star ways. I have dined with gods on the eve of war and heard their mighty cries shake the foundation of time itself. I have beheld wonder while riding triumphantly across the damned as their wrath was felt but still I see no investigation. Still I long to see the Mayweather brought before the eternal judgment bar but still it is denied me. I now turn to you Spock, will you not ferret out this investigation with your matchless logic?"
"Indeed, you posit a most interesting question. I have been crosschecking all of the available files on the Enterprise and have found virtually nothing, except an obscure reference to four or perhaps five mentally ******ed adults that are attempting to create enough activity to spontaneously trigger an investigation by an official organization. An attempt, that I believe will ultimately be unsuccessful and met with skepticism and medication."
"Then where shall I find this investigation to bring down the Mayweather even in retirement?"
"Logic dictates that it would be easier to build a machine that could, in theory traverse the dimensional barriers to alternate realities. If one were precise enough a reality could be located where Mayweather was brought low by Manny, which would of course make an investigation irrelevant because he would have won. Again this is all very theoretical and contingent upon many factors and calculations such as time, severity of ******ation, availability of psychoactive medication and other factors. But I believe a trip like this is possible and would also rid the present reality of added ******ity by passing it to another reality...."
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