The Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Mike Tyson for the Breakup of "Team Tyson"

[Southpaw Stinger]

Nice effort as always, but...

I have no choice but to give you an "F" for your work on this one, Butterfly, or at the very most you get an "Incomplete", and that's only because not once did you mention the actual given reason(s) as to why Tyson sacked Rooney, nor did you even give a hint to it.

You always were a tough teacher!

[Yogi]

You always were a tough teacher!

Hmm...and yet I seem to remember giving one of my bestest students an "A+" not more than a couple/few weeks ago.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Hmm...and yet I seem to remember giving one of my bestest students an "A+" not more than a couple/few weeks ago.

But that was after 21 years of struggle and numerous bribes.

[Yogi]

But that was after 21 years of struggle and numerous bribes.

Alright, you've got me there, I freely admit, as I've always been a big sucker for those cheques with the numerous zeroes added on at the end.

For anyone else wanting an "A+" please send a cheque or money order to the following address;

Yogi
Jellystone National Park
B0O BO0

P.S. Picnic baskets welcome, as well, and always will be.

[QueensburyRules]

Alright, you've got me there, I freely admit, as I've always been a big sucker for those cheques with the numerous zeroes added on at the end.

For anyone else wanting an "A+" please send a cheque or money order to the following address;

Yogi
Jellystone National Park
B0O BO0

P.S. Picnic baskets welcome, as well, and always will be.

- -Nice spoof, but the tragedy was horrific.