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  • Larry merchant v floyd mayweather who wins

    L.O.L. times 10
    Who would win this fight if Larry K.O. Merchant was 50 years younger ???????
    4
    Just Himself with Gloves on ?
    50.00%
    2
    55 pound weight advantage ?
    0.00%
    0
    20 Pounds and a horseshoe inside glove
    0.00%
    0
    Larry with a Cricket bat and 55 pounds
    25.00%
    1
    A Squad of Varangian guard of pure Vikings
    25.00%
    1

    The poll is expired.


  • #2
    Merchant outclasses him.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by fitefanSHO View Post
      Merchant outclasses him.
      Hey you didn't vote in the poll..... If Larry wins the poll, I'll post him the link to his thread.... He'd get a kick out of it.

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      • #4
        lol

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Toney616 View Post
          lol
          That's awesome man, how did you do that ????

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          • #6
            Originally posted by McGoorty View Post
            That's awesome man, how did you do that ????
            Unfortunately I can't claim credit for it. A poster from nsb made it using photoshop

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            • #7
              Round by round analysis:

              round 1: the contestants come to the center of the ring. Merchant, who has no desire for a feeling out round, opens by asking Mayweather if his performance tonight has all the makings of a car mechanic's bar mitzvah. Mayweather, befuddled by the analogy, drops his guard long enough for Merchant to land a 1 2 combo.

              Round 2: Mayweather parries Merchants jab. Merchant responds by asking Floyd if he took this fight in order to please the fans, in the same way that an Argentine hooker pleases a street urchin.

              Round 3: Mayweather goes for the finish by firing off a left hook. However, before it can land, Merchant opines for 25 minutes about Hagler's sluggish performance against zjohn Mugabi. Mayweather, having never heard of Hagler or Mugabi, collapses from boredom and is counted out.

              Merchant interviews himself in the middle of the ring for the next 4 years.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SBleeder View Post
                Round by round analysis:

                round 1: the contestants come to the center of the ring. Merchant, who has no desire for a feeling out round, opens by asking Mayweather if his performance tonight has all the makings of a car mechanic's bar mitzvah. Mayweather, befuddled by the analogy, drops his guard long enough for Merchant to land a 1 2 combo.

                Round 2: Mayweather parries Merchants jab. Merchant responds by asking Floyd if he took this fight in order to please the fans, in the same way that an Argentine hooker pleases a street urchin.

                Round 3: Mayweather goes for the finish by firing off a left hook. However, before it can land, Merchant opines for 25 minutes about Hagler's sluggish performance against zjohn Mugabi. Mayweather, having never heard of Hagler or Mugabi, collapses from boredom and is counted out.

                Merchant interviews himself in the middle of the ring for the next 4 years.
                Green K..... for that.

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