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King Kong is one of the greatest movies ever. I love the old and new version.
Originally posted by Benny Leonard
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I haven't watched the movie in a while, so bare with me and don't mind the exact details, I'm taking liberty just to get the idea across.
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King Kong: Big, Strong, Handsome, Confident, Awe-inspiring, Athletic, Intelligent Gorilla, worshipped and feared on an far away, obscure Island, by the natives, catches the eye of a Filmmaker who decides to make a movie involving Kong and a beautiful blond hair Angel. The premise of the script the Filmmaker was making was about how a beautiful women could fog the mind of a Big, Strong, Confident, Handsome, Awe-inspiring, Athletic, Intelligent, Silverback male, by letting his guard down and sapping his strengths. To let loose and be swayed and controlled by a beautiful Flower/Angel.
Filming starts.
On break, the Island natives sneak in a capture the Angel to sacrifice to Kong, in exchange for good Karma. Kong, on first site of the beautiful Angel-Flower, instantly falls in love and takes her back to his home, the jungle. While traveling back home, the film crew make chase towards Kong to get back their Star/Angel. Kong, with his great sense of warning of an attack, gently places Angel in a tree for safety.
King Kong, physique greater than a Greek Statue to the Gods, which would also make Hercules weep, proceeds to go back and ***** slaps them all, killing almost all. But oh no, Kong has left his angel defenseless and here comes a Dinosaur. "Whatz up *****, that's my women" {Kong replies to Dino}. "Na son, that's my cunny" {replies Dino}. Break ya self-MF. Wham! Bam! Slam! Rip..... Kong wins by ripping Dino's face apart. Kong, adrenaline pumping, muscles swollen, proud, goes over to his Angel who saps the aggressive energy right out of him. Kong, although soft in the heart is hard below and starts foreplay, caressing her cunny and getting her wet until he is rudely ****-blocked by the “man.” But it’s not only the “man” there, a large beast is there as well looking to get a piece of the action. While King is engaged in a tough battle to protect his love, the sneaky bastards {the “man”} swoops in and steals Angel back.
After a tough battle, Kong comes back to find his Angel missing. Angered, he knows who is responsible; it was the “man.” Kong, enraged and left with a hard-on, follows the pleasant scent of his Flower. The lovely scent leads him back to the village. The villagers locked the gates of the fortress to prevent Kong from getting in, but they forgot one thing, this is Motha-****ing Kong. Kong bashes the door down with a big roar saying, “Where’s my motha ****in Queen?” then proceeds to kill all in his path. But, it was a setup. The “man” was prepared and gassed Kong, knocking him out cold. They chain him up, put him on the boat, and bring him back to the States, NY to be exact. There plan is to control Kong, make him fear them, and parade him around to the people all while making them Rich. But they forgot one motha ****in thing, this is King “all the ladies love me and I’ll kick your ass if you step” Kong.
While at the theatre, Kong in chains, ready to be paraded and poked at in front of the people, led by the “man”, Kong, in an almost sedate manner, awakens to the scent of his Flower. He sees his love, Angel, the only women who can control him, the only soul he loves. Kong, doe eyed for his love is relaxed because she is there, but oh no, Kong sees something…a crowd of people are snapping bright lights/taking pictures of his love. Kong senses she is in trouble and bursts out of the “man’s” chains to protect his Flower.
{Kong} “Whatz up motha ****as, I’m going to kill yo azzes”…and proceeds to do so, destroying all in his path.
Kong goes after his Flower and finds her. He carries her up to safety in the biggest tree he could find, which is the Empire State building. He places her oh so gently down, with his eyes saying, “Hey baby, you look fine tonight…you are my Queen” then proceeds to Sing to her.
I'm, I'm so in love with you
Whatever you want to do
Is alright with me
'Cause you make me feel, so brand new
And I want to spend my life with you
Me sayin' since, baby, since we've been together
Ooo, loving you forever
Is what I need
Let me, be the one you come running to
I'll never be untrue
Ooo baby
Let's, let's stay together
Loving you whether, whether
Times are good or bad, happy or sad
Oooo oooo ooo ooo, yeah
Whether times are good or bad, happy or sad
Why somebody, why people break up
Oh, and turn around and make up
I just can't seeeeeeeee
You'd never do that to me
(Would you baby)
'Cause being around you is all I see
It's why I want us to
Let's, let's stay together
Loving you whether, whether
Times are good or bad, happy or sad
Let's, let's stay together
Loving you whether, whether{lyrics by Al Green}
Then, the “man” sends his ***** ass henchmen after Kong. Planes surrounds Kong, guns fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, penetrating the Big, Strong, Proud, Kind-hearted, ladies’ man himself. Kong, protecting his Flower, swats the planes out of the skies to protect his Queen. But, he can only do so much because reinforcements approach. Guns blazing, Kong showing heart, standing his ground, but outnumbered by them ******* who will not stand toe to toe, severely wound Kong. The Gentle-Giant ever so smoothly, looks his Angel in the eye, wounded, hurt he cannot protect her, sheds a tear, his soul slowly leaving his body, falls ever so gracefully from the sky to the ground below.
Shed a tear for the fallen who only wanted to only love and live in piece, but the ****in man, who is a ***** and has inferiority complex, ganged up and killed the Gentle-Giant who was Handsome, Body of a Greek God (no, better), intelligent, awe-inspiring God himself.
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King Kong: Big, Strong, Handsome, Confident, Awe-inspiring, Athletic, Intelligent Gorilla, worshipped and feared on an far away, obscure Island, by the natives, catches the eye of a Filmmaker who decides to make a movie involving Kong and a beautiful blond hair Angel. The premise of the script the Filmmaker was making was about how a beautiful women could fog the mind of a Big, Strong, Confident, Handsome, Awe-inspiring, Athletic, Intelligent, Silverback male, by letting his guard down and sapping his strengths. To let loose and be swayed and controlled by a beautiful Flower/Angel.
Filming starts.
On break, the Island natives sneak in a capture the Angel to sacrifice to Kong, in exchange for good Karma. Kong, on first site of the beautiful Angel-Flower, instantly falls in love and takes her back to his home, the jungle. While traveling back home, the film crew make chase towards Kong to get back their Star/Angel. Kong, with his great sense of warning of an attack, gently places Angel in a tree for safety.
King Kong, physique greater than a Greek Statue to the Gods, which would also make Hercules weep, proceeds to go back and ***** slaps them all, killing almost all. But oh no, Kong has left his angel defenseless and here comes a Dinosaur. "Whatz up *****, that's my women" {Kong replies to Dino}. "Na son, that's my cunny" {replies Dino}. Break ya self-MF. Wham! Bam! Slam! Rip..... Kong wins by ripping Dino's face apart. Kong, adrenaline pumping, muscles swollen, proud, goes over to his Angel who saps the aggressive energy right out of him. Kong, although soft in the heart is hard below and starts foreplay, caressing her cunny and getting her wet until he is rudely ****-blocked by the “man.” But it’s not only the “man” there, a large beast is there as well looking to get a piece of the action. While King is engaged in a tough battle to protect his love, the sneaky bastards {the “man”} swoops in and steals Angel back.
After a tough battle, Kong comes back to find his Angel missing. Angered, he knows who is responsible; it was the “man.” Kong, enraged and left with a hard-on, follows the pleasant scent of his Flower. The lovely scent leads him back to the village. The villagers locked the gates of the fortress to prevent Kong from getting in, but they forgot one thing, this is Motha-****ing Kong. Kong bashes the door down with a big roar saying, “Where’s my motha ****in Queen?” then proceeds to kill all in his path. But, it was a setup. The “man” was prepared and gassed Kong, knocking him out cold. They chain him up, put him on the boat, and bring him back to the States, NY to be exact. There plan is to control Kong, make him fear them, and parade him around to the people all while making them Rich. But they forgot one motha ****in thing, this is King “all the ladies love me and I’ll kick your ass if you step” Kong.
While at the theatre, Kong in chains, ready to be paraded and poked at in front of the people, led by the “man”, Kong, in an almost sedate manner, awakens to the scent of his Flower. He sees his love, Angel, the only women who can control him, the only soul he loves. Kong, doe eyed for his love is relaxed because she is there, but oh no, Kong sees something…a crowd of people are snapping bright lights/taking pictures of his love. Kong senses she is in trouble and bursts out of the “man’s” chains to protect his Flower.
{Kong} “Whatz up motha ****as, I’m going to kill yo azzes”…and proceeds to do so, destroying all in his path.
Kong goes after his Flower and finds her. He carries her up to safety in the biggest tree he could find, which is the Empire State building. He places her oh so gently down, with his eyes saying, “Hey baby, you look fine tonight…you are my Queen” then proceeds to Sing to her.
I'm, I'm so in love with you
Whatever you want to do
Is alright with me
'Cause you make me feel, so brand new
And I want to spend my life with you
Me sayin' since, baby, since we've been together
Ooo, loving you forever
Is what I need
Let me, be the one you come running to
I'll never be untrue
Ooo baby
Let's, let's stay together
Loving you whether, whether
Times are good or bad, happy or sad
Oooo oooo ooo ooo, yeah
Whether times are good or bad, happy or sad
Why somebody, why people break up
Oh, and turn around and make up
I just can't seeeeeeeee
You'd never do that to me
(Would you baby)
'Cause being around you is all I see
It's why I want us to
Let's, let's stay together
Loving you whether, whether
Times are good or bad, happy or sad
Let's, let's stay together
Loving you whether, whether{lyrics by Al Green}
Then, the “man” sends his ***** ass henchmen after Kong. Planes surrounds Kong, guns fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, penetrating the Big, Strong, Proud, Kind-hearted, ladies’ man himself. Kong, protecting his Flower, swats the planes out of the skies to protect his Queen. But, he can only do so much because reinforcements approach. Guns blazing, Kong showing heart, standing his ground, but outnumbered by them ******* who will not stand toe to toe, severely wound Kong. The Gentle-Giant ever so smoothly, looks his Angel in the eye, wounded, hurt he cannot protect her, sheds a tear, his soul slowly leaving his body, falls ever so gracefully from the sky to the ground below.
Shed a tear for the fallen who only wanted to only love and live in piece, but the ****in man, who is a ***** and has inferiority complex, ganged up and killed the Gentle-Giant who was Handsome, Body of a Greek God (no, better), intelligent, awe-inspiring God himself.
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