It was the fighting equivalent of being catfished. Paddy Donovan, dressed for the occasion and full of hope, had spent months communicating back and forth with his date only to realise on the night that the date, Lewis Crocker, was not everything he claimed to be. Instead, and somewhat jarringly, he was the opposite of what he claimed to be. He was passive rather than aggressive. He was content to wait, not take the lead. He was, all in all, nothing like the person with whom Donovan first communicated back in March.