Hypothetical: What would you do if a zombie apocalypse happened?

[Mike D]

Find a weapon, somehow...

Us Brits are fucked if that shit ever happened. You got ze Yanks running around with fully automatic weaponry and anti-tank guns where as us ****s would be running around with garden hoes and a fuckin' rake.

I lol'd bwahahaha

[squealpiggy]

Take Pete's car, go get mum, kill Phil, rescue Liz, go down the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.

[MaD RoBoT]

Take Pete's car, go get mum, kill Phil, rescue Liz, go down the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.

can i have a cornetto?

[Canelo Phresh]

I already have bug out packs for me, my wife, my father, and we all carry extra for my 2 year old. To clarify, the bug out packs are for natural disasters or possible bio hazards.

[squealpiggy]

can i have a cornetto?

"Can I get... any of you ****s... a drink?"

[bojangles1987]

Load up the Suburban. Head down south. Arrive at Tua's pad. Talk **** about about Bird vs. Jordan. Annihilate a few thousand Biters on the way picking up Mak and DUBBZZ

You'd have to find Kobe and Jordan's zombies and then find a court. Could zombie past prime Kobe beat zombie old man Jordan? These are the questions we need to answer.

[-jose-]

I'm not going anywhere I'm staying home I'm always stocked up on water and food so I'm good for a while when it comes to that, I got wood in the garage to board up the first floor windows and gas for the chainsaw

I wouldn't let anybody inside my house unless they're family, ftw I don't trust a soul I'll be in survival mode not on a rescue mission

during the day I'll sit on my roof and play home land security and take out anything that comes anywhere near my fort

[El-blanco]

where as us ****s would be running around with garden hoes and a fuckin' rake.

Hahaha had me Rollin


And damn Jose, you ain't playinnnn