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    Okay, So I went to the gas station today to buy some milk (I know I know....weird reason to go to a gas station), When i first pulled into the lot i noticed a gorgeous latina in her early 20's, wearing a skimpy outfit showing a lot of skin, pumping her vehicle. Upon counting quarters and dimes out to $4.25 I went in to buy the milk. Upon reaching the milk, i came to the realization that the milk cost more then i had thought. When i turned around the girl was at the counter talking to the attendent. I exited the store to my vehicle to get another quarter. Upon bending down to grab the quarter out of my ****ty, beaten down civic's center console the girl exited the store and while passing by said "I like your Jersey". (referring to my ****ty white colored eli manning jersey i bought at walmart in 2009. I turned and said "thank you". I then went into the store bought the milk and came back out and she was still standing outside of her car. I entered my car and looked in the rear view mirror at her and she looked at me. At this point i realized i had become creepy and decided to pretend like i was texting until she left. Which she did 4 minutes later, in her crappy ford escort. Was this her way of hitting on me? I'd be shocked seeing as im not a good looking guy by any means and have no game whatsoever.

  • #2
    Guys always think a girl giving them a compliment means she's hitting on you, but only if she's hot.

    If she was fat and disgusting and complemented your jersey you would think she just was being friendly and nice and you would forgot all about it.

    Sorry, but grown men who still drink milk and pay for it with loose change usually have no clue how to deal with women.

    Real men drink beer and whiskey. Even with cereal.

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    • #3
      If a girl goes out of her way to get your attention she's interested. That's when you alpha male that ****. Should of hit her with the "It'd look better on you." Looks aren't everything. Confidence is actually a pretty big factor. When interacting with a girl you don't let her question if your worthy. You play it smooth and make her want to show you that she's worthy. Its a well known fact girls just want attention. Make her work for it. You could of smashed that dog.

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      • #4
        you shoulda forgot about the money and yanked the milk outta her ******* like a nepalese goat farmer

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        • #5
          I used to think i was an alpha, Isn't it natural for all of us guys to believe we are alpha. I realized just how beta i really am after this ordeal.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by dachillinvillin View Post
            I used to think i was an alpha, Isn't it natural for all of us guys to believe we are alpha. I realized just how beta i really am after this ordeal.
            You'd be a real alpha if you could pick some random girl up alone at a gas station. I don't think you're beta for not making a move.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by dachillinvillin View Post
              Okay, So I went to the gas station today to buy some milk (I know I know....weird reason to go to a gas station), When i first pulled into the lot i noticed a gorgeous latina in her early 20's, wearing a skimpy outfit showing a lot of skin, pumping her vehicle. Upon counting quarters and dimes out to $4.25 I went in to buy the milk. Upon reaching the milk, i came to the realization that the milk cost more then i had thought. When i turned around the girl was at the counter talking to the attendent. I exited the store to my vehicle to get another quarter. Upon bending down to grab the quarter out of my ****ty, beaten down civic's center console the girl exited the store and while passing by said "I like your Jersey". (referring to my ****ty white colored eli manning jersey i bought at walmart in 2009. I turned and said "thank you". I then went into the store bought the milk and came back out and she was still standing outside of her car. I entered my car and looked in the rear view mirror at her and she looked at me. At this point i realized i had become creepy and decided to pretend like i was texting until she left. Which she did 4 minutes later, in her crappy ford escort. Was this her way of hitting on me? I'd be shocked seeing as im not a good looking guy by any means and have no game whatsoever.
              Hmmm. Kinda hard to tell in that scenario tbh. It could have been her of way tell you she's interested or maybe she genuinely liked your jersey cus she's a fan of Eli Manning or a Giants fan. Who the hell knows for sure. Take my advice and just approach next time an opportunity arises like that and find out for sure. I would have just approached her and started with an a opener like so your a giants fan huh?(she already gave you an opener with her comment) and strike up a conversation that way.

              Man, you gotta just approach. When I was in high school especially, girls would make eye contact and smile at me and gave me compliments and I would be confused too and wonder if they liked me or they are just being nice. I would come home and dwell on it. I got sick of dwelling at one point and said **** it. I'm just going to approach. I rather get rejected and know for sure than go home by myself dwelling on it and jacking it to my ****hub playlist.

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              • #8
                This is the same guy who claimed to be a 6'5 force who banged at least three different women a week.

                You should have blasted a massive fart in her direction to express your dominance.

                And $4.50 for milk? Where the hell do you live, Beverly Hills?
                Last edited by Derranged; 08-12-2016, 06:51 AM.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by dachillinvillin View Post
                  Okay, So I went to the gas station today to buy some milk (I know I know....weird reason to go to a gas station), When i first pulled into the lot i noticed a gorgeous latina in her early 20's, wearing a skimpy outfit showing a lot of skin, pumping her vehicle. Upon counting quarters and dimes out to $4.25 I went in to buy the milk. Upon reaching the milk, i came to the realization that the milk cost more then i had thought. When i turned around the girl was at the counter talking to the attendent. I exited the store to my vehicle to get another quarter. Upon bending down to grab the quarter out of my ****ty, beaten down civic's center console the girl exited the store and while passing by said "I like your Jersey". (referring to my ****ty white colored eli manning jersey i bought at walmart in 2009. I turned and said "thank you". I then went into the store bought the milk and came back out and she was still standing outside of her car. I entered my car and looked in the rear view mirror at her and she looked at me. At this point i realized i had become creepy and decided to pretend like i was texting until she left. Which she did 4 minutes later, in her crappy ford escort. Was this her way of hitting on me? I'd be shocked seeing as im not a good looking guy by any means and have no game whatsoever.
                  Sus.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Willy Wanker View Post
                    Guys always think a girl giving them a compliment means she's hitting on you, but only if she's hot.

                    If she was fat and disgusting and complemented your jersey you would think she just was being friendly and nice and you would forgot all about it.

                    Sorry, but grown men who still drink milk and pay for it with loose change usually have no clue how to deal with women.

                    Real men drink beer and whiskey. Even with cereal.
                    if it was a fat chick, he'll just think she was hungry or something..

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