Larry Merchant's funniest quotes

[shade darkar]

"Mayorga is a rude, crude dude in the ring, as well as outside. In a sense, what we have here is class warfare with boxing gloves. Mayorga is a street fighter from a street that didn't have electricity until he financed it with some of his earnings. His most prominent physical asset, he keeps reminding us, is his cajones. Opposite him tonight is a handsome fighter with a gold medal, a beautiful wife, vast wealth including a 74 foot yacht. Mayorga looks at him and thinks he's seeing a hated slumlord, and Oscar is coming to collect the rent"

[dirty fingers]

"He looks like a 99 percenter beating up a 1 percenter."

What fight was this?

[JDezi4]

Its the British Bulldog vs the American Boxer

[shade darkar]

What fight was this?

i think that 1 was recent.

lamont vs khan maybe

[Capaedia]

"I think the mth of George Foreman's power has been exposed by Michael Moorer"

A few minutes later, Moorer can barely lift his neck off the canvas

[Light_Speed]

What fight was this?

i think that 1 was recent.

lamont vs khan maybe

Yup.

"I think the mth of George Foreman's power has been exposed by Michael Moorer"

A few minutes later, Moorer can barely lift his neck off the canvas

This makes me wanna start a thread about everytime a commentator was proven wrong immediately after saying something.

[brickcityboxing]

lol some funny quotes...found this one: "Chris Byrd has two punches - pitty and pat." lmao...

WOW lmao choked on smoke !!! ... he can be pretty clever sometimes

[Cardinal Buck]

"This is gonna be a krunk fight."

[VapeRippa]

Odd rare moment during the Casamayor/Campbell fight, Larry out of nowhere says in a violent tone "Get the **** outta here", then he resumes making his comments like nothing happened.

Im pretty sure the HBO crew spilled his whisky and he reacted in the same violent way when he punched that idiot during the Zaragoza/McCullough post interview.

It cracks me up every time I listen to it.

[Danny Gunz]

Speaking on Pacquiao "He may be a one dimensional fighter, but its one hell of a dimensions"