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So I was getting a late night burger coming off work and I put my car in park facingt he street, with my headlights on because it was almost pitch black, around 4 in the morning.
I was halfway through my burger and this homeless guy was passing the street in a slow creeping walk, when he got in between my headlight he stopped and he slowly turned to face me. He had this look of pure madness on his face, like he was about to rush my car. I had both my windows open so i was exposed and he was close enough for what seemed like a reacharound if he was quick enough. I wouldn't even be able to start the car in time if he charged me.
He had this look of pure insanity in his face growling and snarling at me like he was going to pounce. I thought.. I am in ****ing world war z right now, i'm staring at an actual ****ing zombie. I slowly closed my windows with no sudden movement and started my car, all while his eyes were following me like death.
Derranged really needs to lay off that stuff man, damn.
I was halfway through my burger and this homeless guy was passing the street in a slow creeping walk, when he got in between my headlight he stopped and he slowly turned to face me. He had this look of pure madness on his face, like he was about to rush my car. I had both my windows open so i was exposed and he was close enough for what seemed like a reacharound if he was quick enough. I wouldn't even be able to start the car in time if he charged me.
He had this look of pure insanity in his face growling and snarling at me like he was going to pounce. I thought.. I am in ****ing world war z right now, i'm staring at an actual ****ing zombie. I slowly closed my windows with no sudden movement and started my car, all while his eyes were following me like death.
Derranged really needs to lay off that stuff man, damn.
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