My glorified music player has died :(

[Beercules]

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[Rudyo]

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Obviously you'd be Rocko Beer, he's like an alpha beta. Especially with his damn kids..

[Beercules]

Obviously you'd be Rocko Beer, he's like an alpha beta. Especially with his damn kids..

And I eat punches with my face

[Rudyo]

And I eat punches with my face

C'mon Beer, you know you'd be Jr.

[Beercules]

C'mon Beer, you know you'd be Jr.

"just take my lunch money"

[PACnPBFsuck]

I had an iPhone 4s that I used for music, had a shit load of illegal songs on it.


Well it died today. I think the screen just burnt out.

It was a warrior.


Spilt vodka on it and it got through the cracks...survived

Accidentally left it on top of my car and drove for blocks...stayed on top of the car like a true friend

Left that shit on the beach and thought it was lost, found it

Dropped it in a puddle full of nasty NJ water...survived.




I am truly stricken by this blow. I lost my nIgga today.

[Beercules]

Haha that's not my phone I have an iPhone 6.

This was used for the beach, playlists for a party and I left it in my car a lot.


Its my baby

[Willy Wanker]

I had an iPhone 4s that I used for music, had a shit load of illegal songs on it.


Well it died today. I think the screen just burnt out.

It was a warrior.


Spilt vodka on it and it got through the cracks...survived

Accidentally left it on top of my car and drove for blocks...stayed on top of the car like a true friend

Left that shit on the beach and thought it was lost, found it

Dropped it in a puddle full of nasty NJ water...survived.




I am truly stricken by this blow. I lost my nIgga today.

That's how I feel about my last phone, it was an original Galaxy Nexus. Had it for almost 4 years and didn't want to to give it up, by I decided to put it to rest at the recycling center.

It got me home when I was lost and drunk driving home many, many nights. I never dropped it in CA water or drove with it on top of my car, but I did take a lot of c0ck pics with it.

That OG Galaxy Nexus will be missed.

[Beercules]

That's how I feel about my last phone, it was an original Galaxy Nexus. Had it for almost 4 years and didn't want to to give it up, by I decided to put it to rest at the recycling center.

It got me home when I was lost and drunk driving home many, many nights. I never dropped it in CA water or drove with it on top of my car, but I did take a lot of c0ck pics with it.

That OG Galaxy Nexus will be missed.

I feel for you man.

When it does die, I'm going to give it a proper burial