Apparently i am good looking but boring

[BOLLOCKS]

Spark her out.

[*Boss*]

For some reason , women love *******s... so slap her aroud , maybe she'll be more attracted to you.

[Willy Wanker]

my ex wife said i have a small penis, which i already knew, but i think she only said that because i'm boring and had pretty lame topics to talk about.

besides boxing, food, and the weather, i don't have much to talk about with females.

i was considering paying a hooker to watch mosley vs. mora with me, but the ppv was 3 hours long and i couldn't afford $100 an hour.

[Heru]

Spark her out.

And take the bitch's cell and bounce. I bet she'll be calling you back after that.

[COVID-19]

And take the bitch's cell and bounce. I bet she'll be calling you back after that.

How would she do that if you took her phone?

[Willy Wanker]

For some reason , women love *******s... so slap her aroud , maybe she'll be more attracted to you.

i once dated this girl who said she was into bad boys.

so when i dropped her off and walked her to the front of her place, i smacked her in the face and called her a ho.

she slapped me back, knock me down with her purse and beat the living **** out of me.

then she took my wallet. good thing i'm poor and only had 7 bucks and no credit cards.

[Heru]

How would she do that if you took her phone?

The plan has some holes... ask Mayweather, see what he tells you.

[Makalebron]

if your girl dont dig boxing, then dont bring it up when talking to her

[SirTomJones]

Women keep saying I am too big for them.


They say it looks real messy after a session with me.

[BrotherDudeJack]

My wife hates boxing.. most women do. I don't watch much t.v., so when she sees me flipping the channels she always asks, " Are your fights coming on?" She knows if I say yes, that means we're not going out that night. The only fight she's ever watched all the way through and seemed enthused was Jones/Lacy. I really think she was just being nice because she knows my love for Roy...lol