By Lyle Fitzsimmons
At first glance, you’re thinking, it’s clearly the work of an over-caffeinated publicist.
And the more you stumble across Klitschko-baiting phrases like “Chicken Kiev” and over-the-top hyperbole like “bone-chilling knockout,” “path of destruction” and “comatose heavyweight scene,” the more you wonder if this Ontario-based Jason Abelson character might have come to the media relations game after a failed stint in stand-up comedy.
Then you actually speak to Donovan Ruddock.
And you quickly realize, if anything, that the chatter in the press release was sort of conservative.
“I’m a machine,” the Jamaican-born Canadian says, with precisely the right mix of confidence, bravado and Caribbean-lilted menace. “I’m a 2012 killing machine.”
But lest you assume it’s just the loudmouth progeny of a long-dulled “Razor,” think again.
This bully is 48 years old… and he’s got some born-again chin-checking plans.
“Nobody out there is going to run to get at me,” he said, more than 3,800 days since his last gloved appearance and apparently 100 pounds down from his top-end sabbatical weight. “Once they get a look at me in the gym, they’re not going to want to get in the ring with me. [Click Here To Read More]
At first glance, you’re thinking, it’s clearly the work of an over-caffeinated publicist.
And the more you stumble across Klitschko-baiting phrases like “Chicken Kiev” and over-the-top hyperbole like “bone-chilling knockout,” “path of destruction” and “comatose heavyweight scene,” the more you wonder if this Ontario-based Jason Abelson character might have come to the media relations game after a failed stint in stand-up comedy.
Then you actually speak to Donovan Ruddock.
And you quickly realize, if anything, that the chatter in the press release was sort of conservative.
“I’m a machine,” the Jamaican-born Canadian says, with precisely the right mix of confidence, bravado and Caribbean-lilted menace. “I’m a 2012 killing machine.”
But lest you assume it’s just the loudmouth progeny of a long-dulled “Razor,” think again.
This bully is 48 years old… and he’s got some born-again chin-checking plans.
“Nobody out there is going to run to get at me,” he said, more than 3,800 days since his last gloved appearance and apparently 100 pounds down from his top-end sabbatical weight. “Once they get a look at me in the gym, they’re not going to want to get in the ring with me. [Click Here To Read More]
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