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Omg I have a new friend! This is so exciting.
I went back to that professional cuddler last night.
She gave me a foot massage. It cost $80. I tipped her $10.
No boners, but she gave me a hug and it felt good.
My mother’s trying to set me up with a girlfriend.
I’ve been single for so long, she told me she thinks I’m gay. I couldn’t tell if she was joking or if she was serious. She straight up told me she thinks I’m gay.
C ya around. Bye!!!!
I went back to that professional cuddler last night.
She gave me a foot massage. It cost $80. I tipped her $10.
No boners, but she gave me a hug and it felt good.
My mother’s trying to set me up with a girlfriend.
I’ve been single for so long, she told me she thinks I’m gay. I couldn’t tell if she was joking or if she was serious. She straight up told me she thinks I’m gay.
C ya around. Bye!!!!