[Shaolin Sword]

i want to apologize in advance for all of the trouble i've caused you. i have gotten word from reliable sources that i am on the verge of an imminent ban. i don't know how long it will be for, perhaps it's permanent. but just know that i have always cherished your helpful advice and will always put what you've taught me to good use in the real world. you are a respectable human being and you deserve nothing but good fortune. may god be with you.

SS