|11-12-2012, 07:36 PM||#1|
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Looking at buying a house in the US...
... I was doing a search, and went to look at one today. I was seeking out what I thought were good areas, so I went for a house in Erie.
Well, I got there, and fuck me. First of all, there was a massive hole in the side of it, with a flood going all the way through it. It was like this shithole had its own internal moat or something. I dunno what happened, but it was clear to me the guy was a complete fucking asshole or something.
Then when I walked around it, I couldn't believe my eyes. Butt plugs, anal lube, gay sex toys, the lot. It was a right homo fest. I went through the living room and you have never seen such a total shithole in all your life, I kid you not... the entire room was covered in UFO and Roy Jones magazines, all of them stuck together with fresh sperm. I asked the guy how much he wanted for it, but when I turned round he was chugging on a cock.
He was a complete fucking **** if you ask me.
|11-12-2012, 07:50 PM||#3|
Long Live Walt Liquor!!!!
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This is gonna bad............I mean REALLY bad.
|11-12-2012, 08:38 PM||#4|
you federally fu*ked now.
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Ah man Annie's back on form
|11-12-2012, 08:54 PM||#5|
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When I read the thread title and saw it was annie, I already knew.
|11-12-2012, 09:18 PM||#6|
Lords of Boxingscene
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|11-12-2012, 09:24 PM||#7|
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|11-12-2012, 10:13 PM||#8|
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Brilliant and brutal.
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