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Old 09-02-2009, 01:00 PM
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Si sabes unos chistes ponlo aqui.


¿Cómo mantienes a un tonto ocupado?
(Lee abajo)

¿Cómo mantienes a un tonto ocupado?
(Lee arriba)


Dice un ciego: ¡Veo sombras!
Dice un sordo: ¡Oigo pasos!
Dice un cojo: ¡Sea quien sea, lo agarramos a patadas!


¿Cuál es la diferencia entre un motor y un inodoro?
En que en el motor tu te sientas para correr, y en el inodoro tu corres para sentarte.



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Vieja, ¿hiciste café?
Y ella responde:
No, hice verde, pero ya estoy mejor.
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Old 09-02-2009, 01:07 PM
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Si sabes unos chistes ponlo aqui.


¿Cómo mantienes a un tonto ocupado?
(Lee abajo)

¿Cómo mantienes a un tonto ocupado?
(Lee arriba)


Dice un ciego: ¡Veo sombras!
Dice un sordo: ¡Oigo pasos!
Dice un cojo: ¡Sea quien sea, lo agarramos a patadas!


¿Cuál es la diferencia entre un motor y un inodoro?
En que en el motor tu te sientas para correr, y en el inodoro tu corres para sentarte.



Llega un señor y le dice a su esposa:
Vieja, ¿hiciste café?
Y ella responde:
No, hice verde, pero ya estoy mejor.
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I was rollin' on this one....the others no so much....but this one was hella
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:18 PM
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Un tipo esta en la cama con la mujer haciendo el 69 cuando de pronto suena el telefono. el tipo contesta y era el dentista recordandole que tiene cita en media hora. el tipo salta de la cama, se lava los cachetes, nariz y barbilla y se lava los dientes. va todo sonreido a la oficina del dentista y el dentista lo manda a sentarse en la silla y le pone el foco ese de luz en la cara. el dentista le dice: apuesto a que usted estaba teniendo sexo, y el tipo dice: no Dr. como va ser eso? el dentista dice: para decirle mas apuesto a que estaba teniendo un 69. y el tipo abochornao dice: pero Dr. como carajo lo sabe? y el dentista le dice: por la mancha de mierda que tienes en la frente cabron!
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Old 09-02-2009, 03:58 PM
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Un tipo esta en la cama con la mujer haciendo el 69 cuando de pronto suena el telefono. el tipo contesta y era el dentista recordandole que tiene cita en media hora. el tipo salta de la cama, se lava los cachetes, nariz y barbilla y se lava los dientes. va todo sonreido a la oficina del dentista y el dentista lo manda a sentarse en la silla y le pone el foco ese de luz en la cara. el dentista le dice: apuesto a que usted estaba teniendo sexo, y el tipo dice: no Dr. como va ser eso? el dentista dice: para decirle mas apuesto a que estaba teniendo un 69. y el tipo abochornao dice: pero Dr. como carajo lo sabe? y el dentista le dice: por la mancha de mierda que tienes en la frente cabron!
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:38 AM
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Un tipo esta en la cama con la mujer haciendo el 69 cuando de pronto suena el telefono. el tipo contesta y era el dentista recordandole que tiene cita en media hora. el tipo salta de la cama, se lava los cachetes, nariz y barbilla y se lava los dientes. va todo sonreido a la oficina del dentista y el dentista lo manda a sentarse en la silla y le pone el foco ese de luz en la cara. el dentista le dice: apuesto a que usted estaba teniendo sexo, y el tipo dice: no Dr. como va ser eso? el dentista dice: para decirle mas apuesto a que estaba teniendo un 69. y el tipo abochornao dice: pero Dr. como carajo lo sabe? y el dentista le dice: por la mancha de mierda que tienes en la frente cabron!
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:59 AM
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Old 09-15-2009, 02:27 PM
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¿Cómo se llama una familia vietnamita con un perro

vegetarianos
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Old 09-18-2009, 04:06 PM
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Y si tarzan echo pelo que cho chita!!!!!!!!!! Ese es el tipo de chiste que tiran al medio cuando pase una mami bien apretaita!
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Un paciente entra en la consulta del médico
Doctor: - ¿Qué es lo que le ha traído por aquí?
Paciente - Una ambulancia, ¿por qué?
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El papá de Pepito decide irse a vivir a los Estados Unidos con toda la familia y Pepito ingresa a una escuela.

La maestra pregunta a Pedrito:

A ver Pedrito, deme un ejemplo de la palabra "evidentemente".

Bueno maestra, mi papá, mi mamá, mis hermanos, y yo, fuimos a comer a un restaurant, evidentemente que mi mamá no cocinó ese día.

Muy bien Pedrito, a ver Juanito deme un ejemplo de la palabra "evidentemente".

Mi papá, mi mamá, mis hermanos, y yo, nos fuimos a la playa, evidentemente que la casa quedó sola.

Muy bien Juanito.

A ver Pepito, deme un ejemplo de la palabra "evidentemente".
Bueno maestra, yo estaba sentado en el corredor de mi casa, y vi pasar a mi abuelita con el diario New York Times Paper, y dije:

Evidentemente va a cagar, porque no sabe leer inglés.
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