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Old 03-01-2007, 10:15 AM #1
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Default A Guide to Beating a Boxer

We better be cowering with fear now fellas, the blueprint is out there to beat us.

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Old 03-01-2007, 10:24 AM #2
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We better be cowering with fear now fellas, the blueprint is out there to beat us.

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I find things like that amusing.
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Old 03-01-2007, 10:28 AM #3
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im not even gonna read it, but i bet half its bull****
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Old 03-01-2007, 11:36 AM #4
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how would you know you are fighting a boxer unless its in a ring....it could be an mma guy or anyone just throwing punches....

i want to know how mr wong would defeat a bullet speeding toward his left nut.
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Old 03-01-2007, 12:30 PM #5
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"Using the Double Dragon Hands at the Box (sic) -Arrow Stance is an effective way to keep an agile boxer at bay. The boxer soon becomes tired from his bouncing about, while you are still relaxed and full of energy..."

If you're in a fight with a black-belt in Kung Fu and you "bounce about" long enough to get tired, you deserve to get your ass kicked.

What's interesting about that page is that it it makes constant references to a boxer having the advantages of speed and agility against a Shaolin. High praise, indeed.
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Old 03-01-2007, 02:18 PM #6
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The guy at the top of that page isnt throwing that jab properly.
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Old 03-02-2007, 03:20 AM #7
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We're finished...
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Old 03-02-2007, 09:41 AM #8
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if it was that easy surely someone would have learnt the kung fu, entered the ring and kicked every boxers ass
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Old 03-02-2007, 11:08 AM #9
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you cant do kung fu kicks etc in the ring
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Daw that and found it fairly amusing. Especially this part:

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a modification of "Green Dragon Shoots Pearl" in Taijiquan.
Mate, if your "pearl shooting dragon" is green no amount of Chinese Martial Arts is going to help you. See a doctor!

And it's easy to beat someone who isn't trained in boxing but who is trying to use boxing techniques. Someone who is trained in boxing and skips around isn't getting tired before you do!
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