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  • DAMN!! Putin killed the guy responsible for Olympic Ring Mishap

    Remember this?



    http://dailycurrant.com/2014/02/08/m...dead-in-sochi/

    The man responsible for operating the Olympic Rings during last night’s Winter Olympic Opening Ceremonies in Russia was found dead today.

    According to local reports the body of T. Borris Avdeyev was found his hotel room early this morning with multiple stab wounds.

    Avdeyev was a technical specialist responsible for the Olympic Ring spectacle, which embarrassingly malfunctioned last night. Five animatronic snowflakes were supposed to transform into Olympic Rings. The first four functioned properly but the fifth snowflake failed to change shape.

    Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play.

    “Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.

    “It’s terrible when accidents like this happen. But then again, maybe Mr. Avdeyev should have thought twice before he screwed up the Olympics. Accidents tend to happen to people who betray Russia.”

    Despite the government’s story, fellow hotel guests reported hearing a struggle in Avdeyev’s room around 3am local time.

    “There was a very loud noise last night,” Canadian bobsled member Guy Lafleur, who was staying two hotel rooms down, “I called the front desk but the phone didn't work so I went to the room where the sound was coming from and saw three big men leave the room.

  • #2
    You actually believed that?

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    • #3
      Man American media is on a 24/7 Russia smear campaign. Yeahthey suck in a lot of ways but so do we. Were dismantling the bill of rights systematically and ideologically and this is what we talk about.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Mannie Phresh View Post
        Man American media is on a 24/7 Russia smear campaign. Yeahthey suck in a lot of ways but so do we. Were dismantling the bill of rights systematically and ideologically and this is what we talk about.
        So is the UK lol

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        • #5
          Originally posted by BartBears View Post
          On the same "website" one can find headlines such as:
          "Police Find Penis Enlargement Pills in Justin Bieber’s Car"
          "Obamacare Death Panel Orders First Execution"
          ... all dead links...

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          • #6
            “Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.
            Awesome bit of satire .

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            • #7
              Apart from that 1 error, the ceremony was awesome.

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              • #8


                That was pretty funny.

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                • #9
                  Lol these are the ancient aliens guys of the news world.

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