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Originally posted by Napalm Death View PostWhy not take a girl out on a date to see a movie?
I always have to great success.
You want a real man's date to take a girl to? Go to the zoo. Everyone loves the zoo unless they're a stuck up bitch. So you have a good time and weed out stuck up bitches at the same time!
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Originally posted by squealpiggy View PostBecause it's hard to figure out if movie dates are more tedious than pointless or vice-versa. Suggesting a movie date makes you boring and unimaginative, plus you don't actually get to talk to your date.
You want a real man's date to take a girl to? Go to the zoo. Everyone loves the zoo unless they're a stuck up bitch. So you have a good time and weed out stuck up bitches at the same time!
Good advise as usual, squeal.
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My dad never directly told me all of these but I have definitely learned them over the past couple of years.
My personal mantra is 'maximize your potential'
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Originally posted by squealpiggy View PostBecause it's hard to figure out if movie dates are more tedious than pointless or vice-versa. Suggesting a movie date makes you boring and unimaginative, plus you don't actually get to talk to your date.
You want a real man's date to take a girl to? Go to the zoo. Everyone loves the zoo unless they're a stuck up bitch. So you have a good time and weed out stuck up bitches at the same time!
Only problem is the philly zoo is expensive as ****
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