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  • #11
    Originally posted by led* View Post
    46. Don't use "meat" as a handlename in any forum. It will make you look ******ed.
    nope. it causes jealousy to skinny little girls like you.

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    • #12
      Why not take a girl out on a date to see a movie?

      I always have to great success.

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      • #13
        Originally posted by Napalm Death View Post
        Why not take a girl out on a date to see a movie?

        I always have to great success.
        Because it's hard to figure out if movie dates are more tedious than pointless or vice-versa. Suggesting a movie date makes you boring and unimaginative, plus you don't actually get to talk to your date.

        You want a real man's date to take a girl to? Go to the zoo. Everyone loves the zoo unless they're a stuck up bitch. So you have a good time and weed out stuck up bitches at the same time!

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        • #14
          Originally posted by squealpiggy View Post
          Because it's hard to figure out if movie dates are more tedious than pointless or vice-versa. Suggesting a movie date makes you boring and unimaginative, plus you don't actually get to talk to your date.

          You want a real man's date to take a girl to? Go to the zoo. Everyone loves the zoo unless they're a stuck up bitch. So you have a good time and weed out stuck up bitches at the same time!
          How many girls have you dated to a zoo and to how many zoos did you bring a particular girl?

          Good advise as usual, squeal.

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          • #15
            My dad never directly told me all of these but I have definitely learned them over the past couple of years.

            My personal mantra is 'maximize your potential'

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            • #16
              Originally posted by squealpiggy View Post
              Because it's hard to figure out if movie dates are more tedious than pointless or vice-versa. Suggesting a movie date makes you boring and unimaginative, plus you don't actually get to talk to your date.

              You want a real man's date to take a girl to? Go to the zoo. Everyone loves the zoo unless they're a stuck up bitch. So you have a good time and weed out stuck up bitches at the same time!
              Thats actually an awesome idea for a first date, good one squeal. Wonder why I never thought of that

              Only problem is the philly zoo is expensive as ****

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              • #17
                "go for the decision that will make the best story."

                that's a good one


                Posted from Boxingscene.com App for Android

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                • #18
                  Originally posted by Strictly_UG View Post
                  "go for the decision that will make the best story."

                  that's a good one


                  Posted from Boxingscene.com App for Android
                  yep that's the one that i liked the most.

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                  • #19
                    Originally posted by Android18 View Post
                    yep that's the one that i liked the most.
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