Originally posted by BigStereotype
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If you enjoy things being stuck up your butt,you are gay
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Originally posted by Left Hook Tua View Postpen. no idea. everyone was making it so i never bothered.
county was easy. i was car rep. so everyone just shot their juice over everyday.
the kicker is easy. you get plenty of oranges every week.
just buy lemonade mix or bribe a trustee to smuggle you sugar.
the trustees can usually smuggle you sugar and juices, it'll usually cost 10-20 items.
but in high power it's hard because they're usually escorted.
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Originally posted by BigStereotype View PostWell yeah. But that's gay because it's sex with a guy. I'm not down with **** penetration and I wouldn't ever do it with a girl. But the actual act itself isn't inherently gay.
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Originally posted by BostonGuy View PostWell, you're a known boozer, hence the name "Liquor" so it's not a stretch to think you got your license revoked for a DUI.
What then? Unpaid parking tickets?
It was for too many driving on suspendeds. Very long story.
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Originally posted by Walt Liquor View PostWhat you're leaving out is that im a professional. Ive passed at least 3 roadside tests when i would have failed a breathilizer (becuz the laws are for lames). Ige slicked my way out of plenty of problems, not dui related either... Its called streetsmarts.
It was for too many driving on suspendeds. Very long story.
I don't ever drive under the influence anymore. I quit while I was ahead. The fines/ penalties/ stigma are too high a risk for me to take...
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