I Am Finally Gonna Get Laid!

[Bobby No Sex]

it's been a long damn time!

anyway i'm just concerned by pre-ejac since it's been a while.

wish me luck!

[T.Horton]

banstick musta got up early.

anyway, tell the broad, straight up, that you have been abstaining for a year. make up a bogus reason as to why because, let's face it, they're all bogus AND Voila! ready to make excuse, just add jizz!

[Larry the boss]

yea you got laid alright.....lol

[T.Horton]

yea you got laid alright.....lol

[Terrel]

Banned!

[led]

banstick musta got up early.

anyway, tell the broad, straight up, that you have been abstaining for a year. make up a bogus reason as to why because, let's face it, they're all bogus AND Voila! ready to make excuse, just add jizz!

What broad? Meat's having a vacation in the Philippines.

[Derranged]

yea you got laid alright.....lol

Yea, laid the fuck out from a straight shot down the pipe

[Grand Champ]

bobby no sex no more!

[Derranged]

delete that man cause you can get banned for asking

Edit my quote then to what I changed it to.

[New England]

change your name to "bobby gets plenty"