Got this idea from another forum.
Title is self-explanatory.
None of these jokes are mine so don't shoot the messenger. I will give credit if the jokes come from a well known comedian etc.
Some jokes aren't that funny, but still fit the bill of being offensive.
Exit the thread if you're easily offended and take this with ya
Let's start pushing the boundaries of taste!
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They say there's safety in numbers.
Oh yeah? Try telling that to six million Jews.
- Jimmy Carr
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I was working on an abortion joke, but it never fully developed
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Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
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What is the hardest part about watching an orphanage burn?
My ****.
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So I was balls deep in this girl once; she looked back at me and said "This is excruciating." I was like; "Excruciating?! That's a big word for a 12-year old!"
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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS
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A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her father in the shower. Being young and quite naïve she points to her fathers penis and asks when she will get 'one of those'
Her father looks at his watch. "When your mother leaves for work"
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Jesus fed five thousand people with five loaves and two fish. Hitler made six million Jews toast.
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Title is self-explanatory.
None of these jokes are mine so don't shoot the messenger. I will give credit if the jokes come from a well known comedian etc.
Some jokes aren't that funny, but still fit the bill of being offensive.
Exit the thread if you're easily offended and take this with ya
Let's start pushing the boundaries of taste!
*******************************************
They say there's safety in numbers.
Oh yeah? Try telling that to six million Jews.
- Jimmy Carr
*******************************************
I was working on an abortion joke, but it never fully developed
*******************************************
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
*******************************************
What is the hardest part about watching an orphanage burn?
My ****.
*******************************************
So I was balls deep in this girl once; she looked back at me and said "This is excruciating." I was like; "Excruciating?! That's a big word for a 12-year old!"
*******************************************
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS
*******************************************
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her father in the shower. Being young and quite naïve she points to her fathers penis and asks when she will get 'one of those'
Her father looks at his watch. "When your mother leaves for work"
*******************************************
Jesus fed five thousand people with five loaves and two fish. Hitler made six million Jews toast.
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