It's Friday... you staying home or going out? What do you have planned out for tonight? In Ric's words "WACHU GOT?"
As for me... Well, i met this hot young broad last week at a club. Let me tell you the story.
So, i went clubbing with a few buddies. Drinking that bomb ass Rum & Coke, and Modelos all night.... met this bomb ass broad who was at the bar with her girls. We talked and drank all night. Asked for her name, age, and number. I got everything. We talked and texted 24/7. Then, broad told me she lied about her age! I was like "WTF!" She told me she was really 19 instead of 24. So, I played it like if I was disappointed....lmao. She fell for it.
She said she is gonna make it up to me tonight. I said "o.k."
Well, I just texted her and told her I wanna hit up a bar (she has a fake i.d. I guess) blaze, and get a nice room in downtown Portland. She agreed... so, here I am with a boner ready to go out tonight. A lot of drinking, smoking, and phucking going on tonight! Por favor believe that.
What you, animales got?
As for me... Well, i met this hot young broad last week at a club. Let me tell you the story.
So, i went clubbing with a few buddies. Drinking that bomb ass Rum & Coke, and Modelos all night.... met this bomb ass broad who was at the bar with her girls. We talked and drank all night. Asked for her name, age, and number. I got everything. We talked and texted 24/7. Then, broad told me she lied about her age! I was like "WTF!" She told me she was really 19 instead of 24. So, I played it like if I was disappointed....lmao. She fell for it.
She said she is gonna make it up to me tonight. I said "o.k."
Well, I just texted her and told her I wanna hit up a bar (she has a fake i.d. I guess) blaze, and get a nice room in downtown Portland. She agreed... so, here I am with a boner ready to go out tonight. A lot of drinking, smoking, and phucking going on tonight! Por favor believe that.
What you, animales got?
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