New England: Backyard shirtless selfie

[-MEGA-]

[Derranged]

NE is a fackin dish.

[Beercules]

10/10 would bang.

[Ruthless One]

Elbows too pointy... wait.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

NE has a killer tan

[BattlingNelson]

I thought it was only his arms that were short.

[BattlingNelson]

And how the hell did he take that selfie anyway? He must have had an unusually long selfie-stick.

[Showtime..]

10/10 would spit in face

[Duggie]

NE has a killer tan

It's because he ski's mountains so high and dangerous he can almost touch the sun, like most things in life, lightswitch, toilet flush etc.

[-MEGA-]

And how the hell did he take that selfie anyway? He must have had an unusually long selfie-stick.

All NE has to do is look at a camera and it takes his picture.