I stopped a 7 foot Russian in sparring tonight

[classicbuzzbox]

I stopped a 7 feet Russian with head gear on, wtf you done?

Dats nuffin. I stopped an 8 foot russian in headgear driving a smart car around the ring. Just got all up in that windshield and smashed the c****.

[Elroy The Great]

i beat up (just barely) 5 midgets. total height = 17''

[Sugar Adam Ali]

Motha****a was like a slicker, stronger less handsome Ivan Drago.
Could him with two lefts to the body and an overhand right, people thought he was dead.

The ambulance came, thankfully he’s still breathing but they have brought him in for tests

I stopped a 7 feet Russian with head gear on, wtf you done?

Dats nuffin. I stopped an 8 foot russian in headgear driving a smart car around the ring. Just got all up in that windshield and smashed the c****.

i beat up (just barely) 5 midgets. total height = 17''

Weak sauce..


I crap 12 foot tall Russians after a wild night of partying

[Willy Wanker]

I stopped a 7 feet Russian with head gear on, wtf you done?

I banged a hot Russian girl with a head gear (condom) on.

She wasn't 7 foot tall doe, so your resume against Russians is more impressive than mine, I guess.

[Pretty Boy32]

Update:

He has passed away.

[bigfo0t]

LMAO

Figured this thread would be hilarious

[i_am_a_champ]

Was his name Gorbachov

[Lomadeaux]

Update:

He has passed away.

Lmao you got probs lol

[FinitoxDinamita]

What if he was like a 7ft Charlie Zelenoff.

[BoxingFan85]

I stopped a 7ft Russian today...




























And asked him which way the train station was.. He was shook but in his quivering voice he said "khum with me"