Official 'Yo Momma' Thread.

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Yo momma is so fat she plays HopScotch like this.... Texas, Louisiana, New Mexico, Oklahoma.......

[Always]

Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up.

Nice!!!!!!

[Always]

Yo momma is so fat, she plays Slip-n-Slide on the Freeway!!!!

[dan_cov]

Yo momma so fat she don't fit in this joke

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Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born they said "DONT FLUSH IT, IT HAS EYES!!!!!!"

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Yo momma is so fat, when she goes out to eat, she doesnt ask for a menu, she asks for an estimate!

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Yo momma is so fat, when she took her clothes to the cleaners, they said "Sorry ma'am, we dont clean shower curtains"!

[dan_cov]

Yo momma so fat not even God could lift her spirit

[Rip Chudd]

Yo mama is so stupid she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India

[Always]

Yo momma is so fat, she went to the beach, jumped in the ocean, and got stuck!