No, I Never won a Professional World Title

[caritafan]

I imagine Rockin' would still KO 90% of you guys

Without a doubt.

[Xyei]

I've never really got this "at least you tried, Rock" mentality tbh.

I wouldn't have an issue with Rock's boxing "career" - and I'm sure no one else would, either - if he didn't lord it over everyone like he was some guru.

But really, it's like if I went for a job as a jet pilot. You said to me "how did you do, Annie?" and I went "well, not bad..... I crashed ten jets, then shit and pissed my pants, and ass fucked my own sister."

You'd get idiots on here going "well you're more of a jet fighter pilot than anyone on here, Annie... at least you tried, which is more than most other people can say."

The legendary battle between Rockin and Anorak lives on.

[BattlingNelson]

I've never really got this "at least you tried, Rock" mentality tbh.

I wouldn't have an issue with Rock's boxing "career" - and I'm sure no one else would, either - if he didn't lord it over everyone like he was some guru.

But really, it's like if I went for a job as a jet pilot. You said to me "how did you do, Annie?" and I went "well, not bad..... I crashed ten jets, then shit and pissed my pants, and ass fucked my own sister."

You'd get idiots on here going "well you're more of a jet fighter pilot than anyone on here, Annie... at least you tried, which is more than most other people can say."

Stephen Hawking tried to the run the 100 metres, but it didn't make him Usian Bolt, did it? And if Hawking's ghost came on here, talking in his speak and spell voice, going "YOU - KNOW - NO-THING - ABOUT - RUN-NING", you'd just tell him to get fucked, wouldn't you?

Of course you would.


In fact, Stephen Hawking would have made a good opponent for Rock now I think about it. I can see him edging a close decision.

“I crashed ten jets.”

[!! Anorak]

I imagine Rockin' would still KO 90% of you guys

See, this is another thing. It's a very NSBish argument, actually. You get people saying "So Paulie Malinaggi can't punch? Guess what, he'd knock you da fuck out".

Wow. "Pro boxer in being able to knock out man on the street" shocker. Does that mean Malinaggi's a hard puncher then? Of course it doesn't.

What this overlooks is that it's irrelevant because the same 90% of posters that Rockin' could KO aren't boxers and have never claimed to be. They're just people who like the sport and want to post about their love of it without some 4-3 rival of Sugar Ray Robinson telling them they're not allowed to breathe because they've never done the sport of which they're a fan.

Rock loves this boast, but it's completely groundless and irrelevant if boxing isn't your vocation and you've never claimed it to be. I have a comfy office job. If Rock says to me "how people have you knocked out in your job?" the answer's obviously ZERO, otherwise I'd be fired for assault in the workplace.

It's like if Rock was into making gay porn (and who knows, these days he might be - something's got to pay for his medicinal weed) and he'd managed to suck four of the seven cocks he'd tried. Rock would come on here, bless him, and go "what right have you got to post? How many guys have YOU been fucked up the ass by?"

None. I'm not a gay porn star. The question is utterly irrelevant. A bit like Rock's boxing career.

[caritafan]

See, this is another thing. It's a very NSBish argument, actually. You get people saying "So Paulie Malinaggi can't punch? Guess what, he'd knock you da fuck out".

Wow. "Pro boxer in being able to knock out man on the street" shocker. Does that mean Malinaggi's a hard puncher then? Of course it doesn't.

What this overlooks is that it's irrelevant because the same 90% of posters that Rockin' could KO aren't boxers and have never claimed to be. They're just people who like the sport and want to post about their love of it without some 4-3 rival of Sugar Ray Robinson telling them they're not allowed to breathe because they've never done the sport of which they're a fan.

Rock loves this boast, but it's completely groundless and irrelevant if boxing isn't your vocation and you've never claimed it to be. I have a comfy office job. If Rock says to me "how people have you knocked out in your job?" the answer's obviously ZERO, otherwise I'd be fired for assault in the workplace.

It's like if Rock was into making gay porn (and who knows, these days he might be - something's got to pay for his medicinal weed) and he'd managed to suck four of the seven cocks he'd tried. Rock would come on here, bless him, and go "what right have you got to post? How many guys have YOU been fucked up the ass by?"

None. I'm not a gay porn star. The question is utterly irrelevant. A bit like Rock's boxing career.

You have some good points. But if you work in an office, like most women and some males..then if you and your wife/girlfriend ran into Rock, he'd probably **** her.

[!! Anorak]

You have some good points. But if you work in an office, like most women and some males..then if you and your wife/girlfriend ran into Rock, he'd probably **** her.

If my wife/girlfriend ran into Rock, he'd probably be out cold for half an hour.

Then James Toney would thumb his anus.

[caritafan]

If my wife/girlfriend ran into Rock, he'd probably be out cold for half an hour.

Then James Toney would thumb his anus.

I thought Rock beat Toney. Who the **** is he?

[TheReadyTimeBoy]

Rockin has been ****ed up the ass more times then he can count

[!! Anorak]

I thought Rock beat Toney. Who the **** is he?

Rock says he used to turn Toney on his head in sparring. It was just his misfortune that Toney went on to be a multi-weight hall of fame champion and Rock went on to hang out in soup kitchens.

It could have happened to anyone, and he'd still KO you in real life.

[Fists_of_Fury]

Annie with another savage beatdown of Rockin' . I still can't believe some daft **** thought you were alts of eachother .