A Genie offers you $20k cash, or have sex with any one person of your choice

[Pretty Boy32]

genie offers you a choice either $20k cash (tax free) or sex with any one legal aged person of your choice (not underaged Derranged.) If you choose the money, $20k USD is directly deposited into a savings/bank account of your choice. If you choose the sex, the person is enthusiastic about it, but they leave after 2 hours of sex and that's it. Could be a celebrity, or could be some basic sloot you know IRL.

[EdWins]

pff what kinda dumb ass question is this 20 Gs cash I can pay for some high class escorts while boozing and snorting Coke on the pacific coast

[Prince Madison]

surely the 20k, if you are horny still you can get some nice looking hookers who should be able to get you going even if they arent your celebrity crush

[Eddy Current]

This is an awesome "would you rather" question!

I would have sex with a prime Monica from Friends.

[COVID-19]

20k can buy me a lot of drinks at some great bars and locations where I can meet many more women.

[PsychoPat]

I'd pick dolly parton current age. Put some essential oils on that wrinkly butthole and then take what's mine. I'd even dress like a cowboy for her assless chaps real good quality boots with shuriken spurs. Jessie ventura hat he wears in predator. Good to go for the showdown with coffindodger dolly.

[Willy Wanker]

pff what kinda dumb ass question is this 20 Gs cash I can pay for some high class escorts while boozing and snorting Coke on the pacific coast

Exactly, just take the $20k and spend a few hundred on a hooker who looks like the woman you really wanna f**k.

[Mighty_Windir]

20K.

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[Fists_of_Fury]

I'd pick dolly parton current age. Put some essential oils on that wrinkly butthole and then take what's mine. I'd even dress like a cowboy for her assless chaps real good quality boots with shuriken spurs. Jessie ventura hat he wears in predator. Good to go for the showdown with coffindodger dolly.

[Fists_of_Fury]

Can we make a sex tape and sell it with the celeb we want to ****? Cause if not I'm taking 20k lol.