Drunk Lang

[Beercules]

Damn. Just found out my cousin died of brain cancer.


We were pretty close, she moved down to Virgina and I knew she was sick. We sort if lost touch but no falling out or anything.



Damn lads, I can't catch a ****ing break huh.

[MOMENTO MORI]

my drunk personality is starting to engulf my sober personality and I don’t like it!

[MOMENTO MORI]

Last week I observed a drunk guy approach and harass a couple guests at a bar. I told myself I’d never be that guy. Couple hours later I became that guy. That’s why I gotta get off the ****.

[Beercules]

Finally went to see my family in the Bronx today.



****ing hood for real.


Told them about my father passing away.
My aunt passed also.



Life's a ****ing *****.

Disgusted to be honest.


Blah.

[Beercules]

I got an appetite for habitual liars on the mic

Who with pliers couldn't get a grip on life
I spit like I sat the tip of my dick on ice, and that's intense
Imagine if I had already came twice, ain't that some ****
Pass the swisher *****, fill your cup with liquor *****
Fly your kite till you're gone till November *****
Show 'em you remember *****
Pour some Hennessy and Crown for your homie six feet underground
Smoke an ounce and turn that frown upside down
Like the triangle in the panties of my gal
When Mike Jack made "Raining in Moscow" I had no style
Tommy Boy stocking on my scalp
And that was like ninety-five, now it's twenty-ten
Two years away from when they say the world's expected to end
And I ain't even begin
That's more ironic than a bum asking for 50 Cent from "Many Men", one

[Beercules]

My thoughts must be relaxed, be able to maintain

Cause times is changed and life is strange
The glorious days is gone, and everybody's doing bad

Yo, mad lives is up for grabs

Brothers passing away, I gotta make wakes
Receiving all types of calls from upstate

Yo, I can't cope with the pressure
Settling for lesser

The God left lessons on my dresser
So I can bloom and blossom, find a new way to
Continue to make more hits with Rae and A

Sunshine plays a major part in the daytime
Peace to mankind, Ghostface carry a black 9

[Beercules]

Let me tell you 'bout my month y'all, endless shopping, I had to ball

I had to ball for therapy, my shrink don't think that helps at all

Whatever, that man ain't wearing these leather pants

I diagnose my damn self, these damn pills ain't working fam'

[Beercules]

First Class for the whole flight, go 'head and lean your seat back
No lunch or dinner menu but got champagne if you drink that

Stewardess is models, gelato, you could bring it on

The pilot cool, I snuck in the cabin so I could see the storm

Joe Clark the one that they leanin' on
I just took my shoes off
Shorty across the aisle look like Lena Horne

40,000 feet, my Wi-Fi still crackin', you *****s is still packin'

This flight about to land pick your seat up, secure your area

Clean up your mess, half the seats Louis Vuitton

[Beercules]

Back-to-back Benzes, with the wild gremlins

Gaudier style lenses, talons in the .40 cal, this is life now

[BoZz]

Haven't drunk in 7 years, don't see the point in it...live a clean life people..alcohol is not the answer