Which religious character would win in a street fight?

[Mike D]

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[Krewella Boyy]

Doesn't SHIVA have like six arms?

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

Confucius, Mohamed, Joseph Smith and Buddha were just men. So it comes down to Jesus and Shiva.

Jesus can't die, because he's already a zombie. You kill him he just comes back, he can also walk on water. Plus Jesus is 3 people in one, so that's a problem.

Shiva though has a trident that he wields, has deadly snakes and is immune to poison. I think Shiva kills Jesus over and over, but Jesus keeps coming back from the dead.

Stalemate between Jesus and Shiva.

[Nooblet]

the black jesus because he's probably going to be slick and he'll be evading those punches.

[Mike D]

the black jesus because he's probably going to be slick and he'll be evading those punches.

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[Jedi Vader]

Moses, parts everyone's legs and goes balls deep.

the black jesus because he's probably going to be slick and he'll be evading those punches.

Madonna's Jesus, although he was shat at Bobsleigh.

To answer the question, Jesus was perfect so he'd wipe the floor with all of them.

His force powers would outdo Vader, Yoda and Sidious combined.

[Dixie Normis]

Madonna's Jesus, although he was shat at Bobsleigh.

To answer the question, Jesus was perfect so he'd wipe the floor with all of them.

His force powers would outdo Vader, Yoda and Sidious combined.

Whaaat!? Jesus would willingly let all the others mop the floor with him. What with all his "turn the other cheek" sissy nonsense.

[Jedi Vader]

Whaaat!? Jesus would willingly let all the others mop the floor with him. What with all his "turn the other cheek" sissy nonsense.

That's what makes him so powerful.

If he did decide to exert his power, all are doomed.

[Gods We Faked]

Joseph Smith retreats and leaves the others to battle it out, but later writes a really cool story about how he kicked all their asses. If he did decide to fight his magic underoos would be impenetrable.

[Dixie Normis]

Joseph Smith retreats and leaves the others to battle it out, but later writes a really cool story about how he kicked all their asses. If he did decide to fight his magic underoos would be impenetrable.

.....and then loses the writings and forgets all the details of what happened..... and retells it in a different, more kick-ass way!