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  • Originally posted by Mr._Pink View Post
    i actually prefer cleggs alt to him.

    what a smug feckin knob.

    did i tell you how he made me address his whisky shipment with SIR and accompanying title?

    yeah because full name and address isn't enough. prick.
    Worst part is, I know he's only an MBE.

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    • don't mean to disturb you whiteys.

      but i'm eating goat right now.

      goat in tomato and liverwurst based stew with red peppers and green olives.

      delish.

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      • Just having some bread and water meself.

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        • momma pink: you never call or visit

          mr. pink: sorry, mom, been busy

          momma pink: come over and visit

          mr. pink: i can't right now

          momma pink: i cook lots of food and bring your dirty clothes so i do your laundry while you eat

          mr. pink: open the door in 30 minutes

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          • You can see why blokes go for women who remind them of their mothers.

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            • Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
              You can see why blokes go for women who remind them of their mothers.
              my last gf didn't know how to cook.

              my mom told her, "you american girls don't know how to cook and clean. that's why no one wants to marry you."

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              • Originally posted by Mr._Pink View Post
                my last gf didn't know how to cook.

                my mom told her, "you american girls don't know how to cook and clean. that's why no one wants to marry you."



                It's true though! All this women's lib has ruined the most attractive quality of the female... their obsequious demeanor.

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                • Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post


                  It's true though! All this women's lib has ruined the most attractive quality of the female... their obsequious demeanor.
                  they ****ed everything up.

                  it used to be, no matter what the job, men had to be paid enough to be able to support his family.

                  now they enter the job market and take jobs away from men PLUS they drive the salaries down.

                  now both parents have to work, no one watches and raises the kids, everyone eats frozen dinners and weekends are wasted on chores that should have been done by the stay at home mom on the weekday.

                  lose lose for everyone.

                  thanks, skanks.

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                  • The breakdown of the family unit. Western civilization can't last anymore.

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                    • I come from a land down under

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