I've wanted to do things to Miley "**** whore" Cyrus since she was 17. Which is, while young enough to be my daughter, legal in the UK.
I used to look at her in that video where she rapped about being off Twatter, and thought "that annoying jail bait hamster faced **** looks a right dirty bitch". I would go into far more detail, but last time I did, I got banned for a month for the reason "disgusting thread". Let's just say I combined Boxing Helena with the Human Centipede and also used a phrase that contained the words "clitoris" "nail" "rusty" "gate" "slam".
Anyway, I used to think to myself "I wish she'd get her **** and fanny out"... and bear in mind that in the UK, "fanny" means vagina.
And now we're living in an age where she never STOPS getting her **** and fanny out, and all I can think is.... "I wish she'd put them away, she's young enough to be my daughter".
I used to look at her in that video where she rapped about being off Twatter, and thought "that annoying jail bait hamster faced **** looks a right dirty bitch". I would go into far more detail, but last time I did, I got banned for a month for the reason "disgusting thread". Let's just say I combined Boxing Helena with the Human Centipede and also used a phrase that contained the words "clitoris" "nail" "rusty" "gate" "slam".
Anyway, I used to think to myself "I wish she'd get her **** and fanny out"... and bear in mind that in the UK, "fanny" means vagina.
And now we're living in an age where she never STOPS getting her **** and fanny out, and all I can think is.... "I wish she'd put them away, she's young enough to be my daughter".
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