Pretend you were a virgin...

[$Bullsfam$]

Would you **** parís hilton or lindsey lohan or kim kardashian tonight, or have to wait a 3years by dating for a 3months but then banging an eve mendes, gabrielle union or shakira type knockout?

Would you bang the slut to lose it early probably freaks in the bed too, or wait 3months to bang a knockout?

Id **** the ***** outta those skanks tonight!

[Spray_resistant]

I would get really nervous and have equipment issues.

[Russian Crushin]

Too bad you dont have to pretend

[SirTomJones]

Too bad you dont have to pretend

haha

[$Bullsfam$]

I would get really nervous and have equipment issues.

Sorry i didnt mention trannies and anne wolfe. Maybe that would jumpstart it.

Too bad you dont have to pretend

Too bad your girl has to pretend every night.