Police tell chicken-lovers to stop calling them to report the KFC crisis

[Laddie_Loc]

[Beercules]

Is the crisis solved yet lads?

[Prince Madison]

Is the crisis solved yet lads?

not for me, they shut down the colonels in my high street a couple months back

[DARKSEID]

Let's be real though, kfc not having chicken should be considered a crime.

[DARKSEID]

I almost lost my **** at KFC drive through telling me they're out of chicken I said "why the **** are you still open I will kill your family" but the drive through lady defused the situation

I feel you bro...

I mean chicken is literally the only thing they're good for.. You drive to kfc and they tell you they're out of chicken, are you ****ing kidding me?

That **** makes me furious too.

[COVID-19]

I feel you bro...

I mean chicken is literally the only thing they're good for.. You drive to kfc and they tell you they're out of chicken, are you ****ing kidding me?

That **** makes me furious too.

They’ve got one job......

[mlac]

its like a parody sketch from brass eye ffs

[E10Rifle]

Is the crisis solved yet lads?

About 70% of KFCs back open. The one on the Leyton High Road better be open after me football and beers tomorrow or there’s going to be straight up murders.

[Beercules]

About 70% of KFCs back open. The one on the Leyton High Road better be open after me football and beers tomorrow or there’s going to be straight up murders.

I'll say a prayer for you bro.


I can't believe you guys love KFC so much. I had no idea

[E10Rifle]

I'll say a prayer for you bro.


I can't believe you guys love KFC so much. I had no idea

Londoners especially (by far the biggest black population in the country, natch), but yeah fried chicken is second only to a decent kebab in soaking up the booze in these here parts. We don’t eat it sober, we’re not idiots.