Is Florida even a real place?

[Mike D]

Don't forget your sunscreen bruh...

Idk I was kinda hoping Florida Man would have some

[Zaroku]

To be fair, the one about the guy crapping from the traffic light is fake.

You are constantly called derogatory anti Jew hateful names by lil Bish azz hoe mother ****ers....

I’ve made it clear and w3ll known that I’m a Sephardi Jew..

Are you jew too.

Shalom brother..

[Zaroku]

Idk I was kinda hoping Florida Man would have some

My mullet looks more like a rat tail than a lions mane.

I couldn’t even own the mullet look, or embrace the mullet life style. I was going to buy a 70’s Pontiac trans am, with a T-top, buy a trailer park, and become a real red neck. I was going to watch nascar, party with gators, eat gators, and date hoes who dropped outta elementary school, cook meth, and live the red neck American dream.

Being a Jew sucks...

[Mike D]

My mullet looks more like a rat tail than a lions mane.

Yeah I've seen your "mullet" Zaroku and it does leave a lot to be desired, unfortunately.

[Derranged]

You are constantly called derogatory anti Jew hateful names by lil Bish azz hoe mother ****ers....

I’ve made it clear and w3ll known that I’m a Sephardi Jew..

Are you jew too.

Shalom brother..

I'm not a Jew.

[BoxingFan85]

Idk I was kinda hoping Florida Man would have some

Next Florida Man report would read something like

"Florida man jizzes in tube and sells it as sunscreen"

[Mike D]

Next Florida Man report would read something like

"Florida man jizzes in tube and sells it as sunscreen"

Ok nevermind I'll bring my own

[Mike D]

Just woke up to a story on the news where Florida Man got on one of the motorized shopping carts at Walmart and floored it blazing through the entrance like it was the Indy 500 and then crashed into a cash register and was subsequently arrested

[BoxingFan85]

Just woke up to a story on the news where Florida Man got on one of the motorized shopping carts at Walmart and floored it blazing through the entrance like it was the Indy 500 and then crashed into a cash register and was subsequently arrested

Saw fast and furious and did a fat and furrious huh

[SouthPawHitman]

Florida man thought he stole opioids, got laxatives instead
https://www.wtxl.com/news/police-flo...88e4a8b84.html

FLORIDA MAN ALLEGEDLY ATTACKS NEIGHBORS WITH ROACH SPRAY, HITS HIMSELF IN HEAD WITH NUNCHAKU
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man...nchaku-1454278

Florida deputy ‘nearly falls over’ from pig poop. The owner was arrested, cops say
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/sta...#storylink=cpy

Florida man threatened to bring a gun to Walmart if remote control car didn't work
https://www.tampabay.com/clearwater/...work-20190813/