Bout to get caught in a lie

[Cheek busting]

I lied that I injured myself at work and they want me to get examined so yeah I'm a get figured out .

dude no you won't.

you have no idea how doctors work, do you??

99% of their report is what you tell them. you'll be fine.

unless you don't have insurance and it's gonna cost you hundreds of bucks for an exam.

[Butt stuff]

Ok I went in to fill out an incident report and that's when I chose to lie cause why not ? Any ways he bought my story and the company I work for has a policy to get drugged screen instead of of getting examined like I thought he meant .

This story would've had an incredible twist if you had been smoking meth on your day bumping off work

[WarHagler]

dude no you won't.

you have no idea how doctors work, do you??

99% of their report is what you tell them. you'll be fine.

unless you don't have insurance and it's gonna cost you hundreds of bucks for an exam.

Well yeah I rarely go to the doctor but when I get anxious my mind tends to wander and anticipates the worst .

[WarHagler]

This story would've had an incredible twist if you had been smoking meth on your day bumping off work

I'll be sure to that next time .

[flipbjefrox]

I lied that I injured myself at work and they want me to get examined so yeah I'm a get figured out .

That's easy bruh! Just say it's your back. Your back is the hardest part to diagnose.mjust go to the doctor and say it feels strain. Doctor will make you do a few stretch and just pretend you're in pain. Doctor won't do further examination and will just recommend some pain killers and rest.

[NearHypnos]

I'm not even bother with someone who can't spell hilariously properly. Jog on you dyslexic fukwit.

Lmao. Typo. Learn to tell the difference. You’re the one omitting full words.

You’re not even bother? Ouch.

I was laughing with you not at you, you little s hit. Didn’t get hugged enough as a child? Jesus, dude.

Get that immigrant ass ingri out of here. That’s why you *only* got paid commission sellin’ girl scout cookies door to door. ��

[PsychoPat]

Lmao. Typo. Learn to tell the difference. You’re the one omitting full words.

You’re not even bother? Ouch.

I was laughing with you not at you, you little s hit. Didn’t get hugged enough as a child? Jesus, dude.

Get that immigrant ass ingri out of here. That’s why you *only* got paid commission sellin’ girl scout cookies door to door. ��

*going to bother. And no probably didn't get enough hugs so what?

Listen arse jockey I'm not in the US, secondly I sold home improvement products not "girl scout cookies" we don't have that bull**** in the UK. Thankfully.

[Thraxox]

Ahahahah WarHagler how did it go?

[.!WAR MIKEY!.]

Doesn't sound like a jedi mind trick at all, just an extremely dumb woman

exactly how the **** is that a jedi mind trick lying? lmfao

idk why but after I read that I pictured eff panda as one of those goof ball "pick up artist" type.



no disrespect to eff panda just what I thought after reading that.